Events on Wednesday, December 17

Dating for Queer Nerds

Party

Dating for Queer Nerds

Wednesday 12/17 @ Pressure Billiards and Cafe

At this monthly meet-up, set your phaser to "love," and dazzle the object of your attraction by rocking board games like... 

Parasol Records Showcase feat. the Tractor Kings, Beaujolais, and New Ruins

Festival: Performing Arts

Parasol Records Showcase

Wednesday 12/17 @ Schubas

Parasol Records may not have the same cachet or name recognition as independent Chicago labels like Thrill Jockey, Touch and Go,... 

Robert Buscemi:  <em>Squozen</em>

Comedy

Robert Buscemi

Wednesday 12/17 @ The Annoyance Theatre

Most stand-up comedians strive to avoid the awkward moment — that cringeworthy instant when they've crossed a line and replaced laughter... 

Ongoing Events

I&ntilde;igo Manglano-Ovalle

Art

Iñigo Manglano-Ovalle

Wednesday 12/17 @ Donald Young Gallery

In Iñigo Manglano-Ovalle's current exhibition, dusty cultural icons like the atomic bomb and Buckminster Fuller's geodesic dome are reborn as sleek... 

Michael Wolf: <em>The Transparent City</em>

Art: Photography

Michael Wolf

Wednesday 12/17 @ Museum of Contemporary Photography

Photographer Michael Wolf transitioned from keen observations of Hong Kong in his Architecture of Density series to a... 

<em>America: All Better!</em>

Comedy

America: All Better!

Wednesday 12/17 @ The Second City

The 2008 election may have delivered a ray of hope, but storm clouds still hang above us. That's the uneasy premise... 

<em>Paint for Print: Contemporary Illustration, Traditional Media</em>

Art

Paint for Print

Wednesday 12/17 @ Glass Curtain Gallery at Columbia College Chicago

It takes more than a tutorial in Adobe Illustrator to make someone an artist. Extraordinary computer design and illustration rely on... 

<em>Dr Wax captures the big and small machines for the enjoyment of the people</em>

Art

Dr Wax

Wednesday 12/17 @ DOVA Temporary

A unique collaboration between the Hyde Park gallery DOVA Temporary and Dr Wax, a used record store (and the hip-hop, jazz,... 

<em>Deceptive Design: Experiments in Furniture</em>

Art

Deceptive Design

Wednesday 12/17 @ Chicago Cultural Center

Can a chair be more than just a place to sit and rest your feet? In a modern-art exhibit, the answer... 

<em>No End in Sight</em>

Art

No End in Sight

Wednesday 12/17 @ Sullivan Galleries, SAIC

Chicago is quietly producing some of the nation's most innovative and thoughtful young curators, and it's evidenced by No End in... 

Smart Home: Green + Wired

City Gems

Smart Home

Wednesday 12/17 @ Museum Campus

Just admit it, you've ogled the sleek modern houses you pass on certain streets and wished you could peek inside. The... 

Scott Fortino: <em>Elements: Earth, Sky, Water</em>

Art: Photography

Scott Fortino

Wednesday 12/17 @ City Gallery

Scott Fortino, a Chicago cop who used his insider's access to photograph jails, jury rooms, and public schools for his book... 

<em>Milk</em>

Film

Milk

Wednesday 12/17 @ Various locations

Gus van Sant's highly anticipated biopic of Harvey Milk — the nation's first openly gay man to hold a major elected... 

Melissa Dean: <em>Second Nature</em>

Art

Melissa Dean

Wednesday 12/17 @ Peter Miller Gallery

Like the "viral components of consumer desire" she hopes to underscore, the familiar forms of domestic objects are omnipresent but elusive... 

<em>The Seafarer</em>

Theatre

The Seafarer

Wednesday 12/17 @ Steppenwolf Downstairs Theatre

If the classic Christmas stories are starting to seem like cloying guests that have overstayed their welcome, The Seafarer at the... 

<em>Artifacts of Childhood: 700 Years of Children's Books</em>

Special Event

Artifacts of Childhood: 700 Years of Childrens Books

Wednesday 12/17 @ The Newberry Library

The Newberry Library's celebrated collection boasts copies of Shakespeare's first folio and the Popol Vuh, but a new exhibition showcases a... 

Omer Fast

Art

Omer Fast

Wednesday 12/17 @ Betty Rymer Gallery

Omer Fast rightly grabbed the grand prize at the 2008 Whitney Biennial for The Casting, a challenging four-screen video piece that... 

<em>A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant</em>

Theatre

A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

Wednesday 12/17 @ A Red Orchid Theatre

A bunch of children singing carols about Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard sounds like the recipe for an episode of South... 

Jenny Holzer: <em>PROTECT PROTECT</em>

Art

Jenny Holzer

Wednesday 12/17 @ Museum of Contemporary Art

Her art may blend in with Las Vegas-strip-style lighted advertisements, but Jenny Holzer's brightly colored Truisms and arresting catchphrases are unlike... 

<em>Were the World Mine</em>

Film

Were the World Mine

Wednesday 12/17 @ Music Box Theatre

If High School Musical graduated its teenage actors from clichéd school scenarios, it could look a lot like Were the World... 

Mickalene Thomas: <em>Girlfriends, Lovers, Still Lifes and Landscape</em>

Art: Photography

Mickalene Thomas

Wednesday 12/17 @ Rhona Hoffman Gallery

Beautiful young black women level their gaze at the viewer from within Mickalene Thomas' large paintings. Covered with glittering rhinestones, Thomas'... 

<em>Antonio Gaud&iacute;</em> (1984)

Film: Documentary

Antonio Gaudí (1984)

Wednesday 12/17 @ Gene Siskel Film Center

Hiroshi Teshigahara's homage to Antonio Gaudí is, like the Spanish architect's own work, as much about form as it is about... 

<em>HERO:  An Improvised One-Act Play</em>

Comedy

HERO

Wednesday 12/17 @ iO Chicago Theater

The late David Foster Wallace demonstrated that the structure and ambition of the novel are limited only by the author's imagination.... 

<em>Chic Chicago: Couture Treasures from the Chicago History Museum</em>

Special Event

Chic Chicago

Wednesday 12/17 @ Chicago History Museum

In this glittering costume exhibition, the Chicago History Museum presents a rarely seen collection of haute couture fashions designed for the... 

<em>Meet Me in St. Louis</em>

Theatre

Meet Me in St. Louis

Wednesday 12/17 @ Drury Lane Theatre Water Tower Place

If you like your holiday entertainment gentle, heartwarming, and family-friendly, this is the show for you. Based on Sally Benson's short... 

Graceland Cemetery

City Gems

Graceland Cemetery

Wednesday 12/17 @ Graceland Cemetery

Hidden away on Chicago's north side, this secret memento of the city's architectural history is a large, rambling Victorian-style cemetery. Filled... 

Cecil Balmond: <em>Solid Void</em>

Art

Cecil Balmond: Solid Void

Wednesday 12/17 @ Graham Foundation

Labyrinthine hedges of gleaming, die-cast metal fill the ground floor of the Graham Foundation's Prairie-style mansion, like viral arabesques from a... 

<em>Synecdoche, New York</em>

Film

Synecdoche, New York

Wednesday 12/17 @ Landmark Renaissance Place Cinema

Not everyone adores the sprawling stories-within-stories that identify Charlie Kaufman's screenplays (e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John... 

Doug and Mike Starn: <em>alleverythingthatisyou</em>

Art: Photography

Doug and Mike Starn

Wednesday 12/17 @ David Weinberg Gallery

Conventional wisdom has it that art and science don't get along. For years, artists/twins Mike and Doug Starn have been gracefully... 

<em>Frost/Nixon</em>

Film

Frost/Nixon

Wednesday 12/17 @ AMC River East 21

Showing a human, fragile and, to some extent, remorseful side of the former president for the first time, David Frost's 1977... 

Ulf Puder

Art

Ulf Puder

Wednesday 12/17 @ Kavi Gupta Gallery

Ulf Puder is often lumped with the "New Leipzig School," a loose affiliation of artists celebrated by the art world —... 

<em>Dublin Carol</em>

Theatre

Dublin Carol

Wednesday 12/17 @ Steppenwolf Theatre Company

Sure, many people find the holidays depressing, but at least you're not a functionally alcoholic Dublin undertaker whose estranged daughter shows... 

<em>If Artists Ran the Media</em>

Art

If Artists Ran the Media

Wednesday 12/17 @ C33 Gallery at Columbia College Chicago

If artists ran the media, would Fox News actually be fair and balanced? And where would the voices of Sean Hannity and... 

<em>Sunday Painters: Discarded Paintings by Gifted Amateurs</em>

Art

Discarded Paintings by Gifted Amateurs

Wednesday 12/17 @ Intuit: The Center for Intuitive and Outsider Art

Whereas most found-art exhibitions make aesthetic objects out of forgotten knick-knacks, the focus of this exhibition is, more literally, fine art... 

Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

City Gems

Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

Wednesday 12/17 @ Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

Escape the roaring cars on Lake Shore Drive and the crowds at Lincoln Park Zoo by slipping through the unobtrusive entrance... 

<em> Henri Cartier-Bresson and the Art and Photography of Paris</em>

Art

Henri Cartier-Bresson

Wednesday 12/17 @ The Art Institute of Chicago

A canonized master of photography, Henri Cartier-Bresson's legacy includes a staggering number of great images, as well as his influential idea... 

Christkindlmarket

City Gems

Christkindlmarket

Wednesday 12/17 @ Daley Plaza

Chicago's Christkindlmarket takes everything that is decadent about Christmas and German culture, and combines it underneath a large, sparkling Christmas tree... 

Joseph Grigely: <em>St. Cecilia</em>

Art

Joseph Grigely: St. Cecilia

Wednesday 12/17 @ Museum of Contemporary Art

Joseph Grigely's artwork has a definite visual appeal, but sound — or the absence of it — drives his practice as... 

Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

City Gems

Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

Wednesday 12/17 @ Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

If nothing else, taking up birdwatching gives you a convenient excuse to bring terms like "Magnificent Frigatebird" and "Purple Gallinule" into... 

<em>Displacement: The Three Gorges Dam and Contemporary Chinese Art</em>

Art

Displacement

Wednesday 12/17 @ Smart Museum of Art

China's Three Gorges Dam has become a dark muse for many artists. One of the largest engineering efforts in history, it... 

Dance Dance Party Party

Party

Dance Dance Party Party

Wednesday 12/17 @ Perpetual Motion Dance Studio

Since its inception in 2006 by two New York dance enthusiasts, Dance Dance Party Party has developed into a fully-fledged, ladies-only... 

<em>Made in Chicago: Photographs from the Bank of America LaSalle Collection</em>

Art: Photography

Made in Chicago

Wednesday 12/17 @ Chicago Cultural Center

For years, the photographic collection of Chicago's LaSalle Bank has been one of the small number of corporate art collections to... 

Art

Marcel Broodthaers: Décor: A Conquest

Wednesday 12/17 @ The Arts Club of Chicago

Though it's cited as a seminal example of installation art, Marcel Broodthaers imagined his late work Décor: A Conquest (1975) as... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Wednesday 12/17 @ Landmark Century Centre Cinema

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

<em>Twisted Into Recognition: Clich&eacute;</em><em>s of Jews and Others</em>

Art

Twisted Into Recognition: Clichés of Jews and Others

Wednesday 12/17 @ Spertus Institute of Jewish Studies

Hoping to eliminate stereotypes about Jewish people — they all subsist on gefilte fish and bagels with lox, for example —... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Wednesday 12/17 @ AMC Loews Pipers Alley 4

A pitch-perfect suspense film from Swedish director Tomas Alfredson, Let the Right One In is that rare bird: a chiller with...