Events on Tuesday, December 9

Dating for Nerds

Party

Dating for Nerds

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Guthrie's Tavern

If you're looking for a place where it's safe to say, "I'm too sexy for my glasses," you're in luck. Tonight,... 

Sebastien Tellier w/Hey Champ

Music: Electronic

Sebastien Tellier

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Schubas

A club superstar for the American Apparel set, French popster Sebastien Tellier toes the line between bangin' electroclash and unrepentant new... 

Teodoro Anzellotti

Music: Classical

Teodoro Anzellotti

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Bond Chapel

The Renaissance Society's eclectic concert series presents another enchanting offering: one of the world's most accomplished accordion players, Teodoro Anzellotti, performs... 

The Second City That Never Sleeps: Letters to Santa

Special Event: Benefit

The Second City That Never Sleeps: Letters to Santa

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Second City e.t.c.

During the 24 hours of comedy and music at Second City's seventh-annual benefit to provide holiday gifts for needy kids, something's... 

Ongoing Events

Mickalene Thomas: <em>Girlfriends, Lovers, Still Lifes and Landscape</em>

Art: Photography

Mickalene Thomas

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Rhona Hoffman Gallery

Beautiful young black women level their gaze at the viewer from within Mickalene Thomas' large paintings. Covered with glittering rhinestones, Thomas'... 

Michael Wolf: <em>The Transparent City</em>

Art: Photography

Michael Wolf

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Museum of Contemporary Photography

Photographer Michael Wolf transitioned from keen observations of Hong Kong in his Architecture of Density series to a... 

<em>Paint for Print: Contemporary Illustration, Traditional Media</em>

Art

Paint for Print

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Glass Curtain Gallery at Columbia College Chicago

It takes more than a tutorial in Adobe Illustrator to make someone an artist. Extraordinary computer design and illustration rely on... 

Jeff Parker's <em>The Cushicles</em>

Music

Jeff Parker

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Rodan

If for some incomprehensible reason you're feeling down on the Chicago music scene, the fact that you can see Jeff Parker... 

<em>Deceptive Design: Experiments in Furniture</em>

Art

Deceptive Design

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Chicago Cultural Center

Can a chair be more than just a place to sit and rest your feet? In a modern-art exhibit, the answer... 

Art

Marcel Broodthaers: Décor: A Conquest

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Arts Club of Chicago

Though it's cited as a seminal example of installation art, Marcel Broodthaers imagined his late work Décor: A Conquest (1975) as... 

Smart Home: Green + Wired

City Gems

Smart Home

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Museum Campus

Just admit it, you've ogled the sleek modern houses you pass on certain streets and wished you could peek inside. The... 

Doug and Mike Starn: <em>alleverythingthatisyou</em>

Art: Photography

Doug and Mike Starn

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ David Weinberg Gallery

Conventional wisdom has it that art and science don't get along. For years, artists/twins Mike and Doug Starn have been gracefully... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ AMC Loews Pipers Alley 4

A pitch-perfect suspense film from Swedish director Tomas Alfredson, Let the Right One In is that rare bird: a chiller with... 

Melissa Dean: <em>Second Nature</em>

Art

Melissa Dean

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Peter Miller Gallery

Like the "viral components of consumer desire" she hopes to underscore, the familiar forms of domestic objects are omnipresent but elusive... 

<em>Artifacts of Childhood: 700 Years of Children's Books</em>

Special Event

Artifacts of Childhood: 700 Years of Childrens Books

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Newberry Library

The Newberry Library's celebrated collection boasts copies of Shakespeare's first folio and the Popol Vuh, but a new exhibition showcases a... 

<em>The Seafarer</em>

Theatre

The Seafarer

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Steppenwolf Downstairs Theatre

If the classic Christmas stories are starting to seem like cloying guests that have overstayed their welcome, The Seafarer at the... 

<em>A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant</em>

Theatre

A Very Merry Unauthorized Children's Scientology Pageant

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ A Red Orchid Theatre

A bunch of children singing carols about Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard sounds like the recipe for an episode of South... 

Jenny Holzer: <em>PROTECT PROTECT</em>

Art

Jenny Holzer

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Museum of Contemporary Art

Her art may blend in with Las Vegas-strip-style lighted advertisements, but Jenny Holzer's brightly colored Truisms and arresting catchphrases are unlike... 

12th Annual Festival of French Cinema

Festival: Performing Arts

12th Annual Festival of French Cinema

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Facets Cinémathèque

Following our president-elect's lead, we're on track to become mindful world citizens again — there's no better place to start than... 

Joseph Grigely: <em>St. Cecilia</em>

Art

Joseph Grigely: St. Cecilia

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Museum of Contemporary Art

Joseph Grigely's artwork has a definite visual appeal, but sound — or the absence of it — drives his practice as... 

Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

City Gems

Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Montrose Point Bird Sanctuary

If nothing else, taking up birdwatching gives you a convenient excuse to bring terms like "Magnificent Frigatebird" and "Purple Gallinule" into... 

<em>Chic Chicago: Couture Treasures from the Chicago History Museum</em>

Special Event

Chic Chicago

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Chicago History Museum

In this glittering costume exhibition, the Chicago History Museum presents a rarely seen collection of haute couture fashions designed for the... 

Graceland Cemetery

City Gems

Graceland Cemetery

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Graceland Cemetery

Hidden away on Chicago's north side, this secret memento of the city's architectural history is a large, rambling Victorian-style cemetery. Filled... 

Omer Fast

Art

Omer Fast

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Betty Rymer Gallery

Omer Fast rightly grabbed the grand prize at the 2008 Whitney Biennial for The Casting, a challenging four-screen video piece that... 

<em>Synecdoche, New York</em>

Film

Synecdoche, New York

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Landmark Renaissance Place Cinema

Not everyone adores the sprawling stories-within-stories that identify Charlie Kaufman's screenplays (e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John... 

<em>Twisted Into Recognition: Clich&eacute;</em><em>s of Jews and Others</em>

Art

Twisted Into Recognition: Clichés of Jews and Others

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Spertus Institute of Jewish Studies

Hoping to eliminate stereotypes about Jewish people — they all subsist on gefilte fish and bagels with lox, for example —... 

<em>Beauty in Trouble</em>

Film

Beauty in Trouble

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Music Box Theatre

Young mother Marcela has never had much going for her. She got pregnant young and ran away from her tyrant stepfather,... 

I&ntilde;igo Manglano-Ovalle

Art

Iñigo Manglano-Ovalle

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Donald Young Gallery

In Iñigo Manglano-Ovalle's current exhibition, dusty cultural icons like the atomic bomb and Buckminster Fuller's geodesic dome are reborn as sleek... 

<em>If Artists Ran the Media</em>

Art

If Artists Ran the Media

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ C33 Gallery at Columbia College Chicago

If artists ran the media, would Fox News actually be fair and balanced? And where would the voices of Sean Hannity and... 

Devil in a Woodpile

Music

Devil in a Woodpile

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Hideout

It's no wonder that Devil in a Woodpile draw a crowd each Tuesday at the Hideout, where they've been playing country... 

Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

City Gems

Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Alfred Caldwell Lily Pool

Escape the roaring cars on Lake Shore Drive and the crowds at Lincoln Park Zoo by slipping through the unobtrusive entrance... 

<em> Henri Cartier-Bresson and the Art and Photography of Paris</em>

Art

Henri Cartier-Bresson

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Art Institute of Chicago

A canonized master of photography, Henri Cartier-Bresson's legacy includes a staggering number of great images, as well as his influential idea... 

<em>Once Upon a Time in the West</em> (1968)

Film

Once Upon a Time in the West (1968)

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Music Box Theatre

Sergio Leone may have pioneered the spaghetti western with his "Dollar Trilogy," but the Italian director's true masterpiece is the dark,... 

Scott Fortino: <em>Elements: Earth, Sky, Water</em>

Art: Photography

Scott Fortino

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ City Gallery

Scott Fortino, a Chicago cop who used his insider's access to photograph jails, jury rooms, and public schools for his book... 

<em>Milk</em>

Film

Milk

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Various locations

Gus van Sant's highly anticipated biopic of Harvey Milk — the nation's first openly gay man to hold a major elected... 

<em>Displacement: The Three Gorges Dam and Contemporary Chinese Art</em>

Art

Displacement

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Smart Museum of Art

China's Three Gorges Dam has become a dark muse for many artists. One of the largest engineering efforts in history, it... 

<em>Made in Chicago: Photographs from the Bank of America LaSalle Collection</em>

Art: Photography

Made in Chicago

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Chicago Cultural Center

For years, the photographic collection of Chicago's LaSalle Bank has been one of the small number of corporate art collections to... 

<em>Sunday Painters: Discarded Paintings by Gifted Amateurs</em>

Art

Discarded Paintings by Gifted Amateurs

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Intuit: The Center for Intuitive and Outsider Art

Whereas most found-art exhibitions make aesthetic objects out of forgotten knick-knacks, the focus of this exhibition is, more literally, fine art... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Landmark Century Centre Cinema

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

Francis Al&yuml;s

Art

Francis Alÿs

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ The Renaissance Society

Francis Alÿs is a renowned nomad who follows a global circuit of art biennials and museum commissions, but in his work... 

Christkindlmarket

City Gems

Christkindlmarket

Tuesday 12/ 9 @ Daley Plaza

Chicago's Christkindlmarket takes everything that is decadent about Christmas and German culture, and combines it underneath a large, sparkling Christmas tree...