What issues really matter to you?
- I don't know, I'm busy stuffing money into my mattress
- Human cloning (cool!)
- Whether dinosaurs and people hung out together
- The taxation of wooden arrows used by children
- Whose hair is the prettiest
- Which candidate you would rather have a beer with
- Whatever matters to other hockey moms
- The burning of gay-pride flags
- Whether cells are people too
- Those poor, adorable polar bears