The SF chapter of Naked Girls Reading do just that, with all their favorite Holiday stories
Naked Girls Reading presents: All I Want For ChristmasCenter for Sex and Culture (1349 Mission Street, San Francisco, CA) Map it $20
A burlesque show for the literarily minded? A stiptease for the scholasticlly inclined? Or perhaps just an excuse to use your brain in the buff. Naked Girls Reading is pretty much exactly what it sounds like. What started in Chicago in 2009 with a pair of showgirls quickly spread through word of mouth, with interested ladies starting their own chapters all across the US. At All I Want For Christmas, the San Francisco Naked Girls featuring Carol Queen, Ophelia Coeur de Noir and Madame Rebecca read their favorite Holiday stories, both classic and profane, or whatever happens to take their fancy.