A classical pageant that celebrates the little guys
The First Annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn ContestKings County Bar (286 Seigel St, Brooklyn, NY) Map it Free
Kings County welcomes the FIRST ANNUAL Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Contest!!!!! We have been anticipating this event for about five years now, and we decided to finally do it!
The event will include tiny penis jello shots, games, live musical performances, a classical pageant that will celebrate the little guys!
We hope all kinds of men will apply--we have a few brave contestants already--this is obviously a pageant for confident people with a sense of humor!
There will be no maximum size requirement to enter, but obvious show-offs will be heckled. I do expect there will be a few giant dicks that come to show off, but if they are over eight inches they will be disqualified and forced to buy a round for the judges. We will provide the gentlemen with a pair of white tighty whitey's with the SPB logo, and the wetting process will involve water pistols. There will be live musical performances and a host.
To deal with the age-old question "Is he a grower or a show-er?" we will have two rounds, hopefully involving swimwear and eveningwear to keep things classic. The Q and A section will invite contestants to share their stories from below the belt. We feel that discussing the issue of teeny peenies will turn embarrassing stories into empowerment. Let's hear it for the little guys!
Interested contestants should email us at firstname.lastname@example.org to enter? Thank you!