Insane dance party + Roberta's pizza is pretty much the ultimate no-brainer.
Tiki Disco at Roberta'sRoberta's (261 Moore Street, Brooklyn, New York, NY) Map it Free
Well here's a no-brainer for you. The Tiki Disco dudes take over your favorite Bushwick pizza joint for a dance party of epic proportions not once, not twice, but three times between July and the end of September. Chug some beers, eat some pizza, and get really insane.