Events on Saturday, January 12

<em>Wesele (The Wedding)</em>(2004)

Film

Wesele

Saturday 12/1 @ Rio Cinema

While we're between wedding seasons, satisfy your matrimonial appetite with this award-winning Polish chronicle of one couple's less-than-perfect nuptials. Rather than... 

Oh My God! I Miss You presents Grind A Go Go

Party

Grind A Go Go

Saturday 12/1 @ Bethnal Green WorkingMen's Club

Bethnal Green WorkingMen's Cub usually serves as the cool kids' hangout, with its worn-in '70s decor and strange resemblance to Phoenix... 

Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival

Film

Darryl's Hard Liquor and Porn Film Festival

Saturday 12/1 @ Roxy Bar & Screen

Eight years ago, filmmaker Darryl Gold invited friends over to his Toronto apartment and asked them to bring a spoof sex... 

Waveform 6th Birthday

Music: DJ

Waveform 6th Birthday

Saturday 12/1 @ The End

With the clubbing industry clutching its beach towel and trunks for most of the month, there are precious few nights in... 

Zombina and the Skeletones w/ Ricky Spontane

Music

Zombina and the Skeletones

Saturday 12/1 @ Buffalo Bar

Zombina and the Skeletones perform in bandaged, bloodied attire, playfully evoking the Misfits' horror punk and goth-glam icons such as KISS.... 

Ongoing Events

<i>Seduced: Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now</i>

Art

Seduced: Art and Sex from Antiquity to Now

Saturday 12/1 @ Barbican

This Barbican exhibition presents history's equivalent of the top shelf (or the sock drawer), allowing visitors to peruse some of the... 

<i>Festival Remix</i>

City Gems

Festival Remix

Saturday 12/1 @ River Terrace, Southbank Centre

For a hefty dose of seasonal festivity — of the eye-blindingly neon variety — head along to the Southbank Centre, where... 

Jonathan Burrows and Matteo Fargion

Dance

Jonathan Burrows and Matteo Fargion

Saturday 12/1 @ Sadler's Wells

In a truly collaborative trilogy, choreographer Burrows and composer Fargion, onstage together, explore the relationship between movement and music. Their three... 

David Shrigley

Art

David Shrigley

Saturday 12/1 @ Stephen Friedman Gallery

From a sign for a missing pigeon to a plastic model of The Contents of the Gap Between the Refridgerator and... 

<em>Seeing Is Believing</em>

Art: Photography

Seeing Is Believing

Saturday 12/1 @ The Photographers' Gallery

Halloween may have come and gone, but that hasn't stopped the Photographers' Gallery from collecting some of the spookiest imagery this... 

Matthew Williamson: <i>Ten Years in Fashion</i>

Art

Matthew Williamson

Saturday 12/1 @ Design Museum

He counts Madonna, Sienna, Kylie and a host of other glamorous red-carpet habitués as both fans and muses, while his "boho... 

<i>The Xmas Factor</i>

Performing Arts

The Xmas Factor

Saturday 12/1 @ Bistrotheque

Christmas is all about good cheer, mistletoe and wholesome, family entertainment. That is not quite what Bistroteque have in mind with... 

<i>The Country Wife</i>

Theatre

The Country Wife

Saturday 12/1 @ Theatre Royal Haymarket

The Country Wife tells the story of Horner, a rake and a trickster who plots the mass seduction of women in... 

<I>Pavilion Commissions 2007</I>

Art: Photography

Pavilion Commissions

Saturday 12/1 @ Photofusion Photography Centre

Spot the next Lee Miller or Martin Parr at Pavilion Commissions. This annual exhibition highlights work from four of the country's... 

Lithuanian Festival

Festival: Performing Arts

Lithuanian Festival

Saturday 12/1 @ Southwark Playhouse

Since January budgets don't allow for long-distance flights, Southwark Playhouse brings this festival of Lithuanian culture to the capital. Showcasing the... 

<i>Oh Deborah!</i>

Art

Oh Deborah!

Saturday 12/1 @ Contemporary Art Projects

East London has long been a hotbed of artistic talent and home to a huge number... 

Rachel Howard: <em>How to Disappear Completely</em>

Art

Rachel Howard

Saturday 12/1 @ Haunch of Venison

An exhibition depicting suicide may not be an obvious stop-off if you're in a positive New Year state of mind. However,... 

<i>Art Spaces of the Future</i>

Art

Art Spaces of the Future

Saturday 12/1 @ National Theatre

Responding to the emergence of new media and interactive art installations, the RIBA London and Arts Council England recruited young architects... 

<i>Paisley: Exploding the Teardrop</i>

Art

Paisley: Exploding the Teardrop

Saturday 12/1 @ PM Gallery & House

<i>Urbanbodies 2</i>

Art

Urbanbodies 2

Saturday 12/1 @ Greenwich Picturehouse

Presented in the window of the Greenwich Picture House, this series of exhibitions from the Occupy My Time community-art collective finds... 

Laura Ford: <I>Disagreeable People</I>

Art

Laura Ford

Saturday 12/1 @ Houldsworth Gallery

<I>Cinderella</I>

Theatre

Cinderella

Saturday 12/1 @ The Old Vic

Panto has undergone a cultural revolution in recent years, putting decades of stigma behind it. Yes, you can still catch Australian... 

<i>An American's Passion for British Art: Paul Mellon's Legacy</i>

Art

Paul Mellon's Legacy

Saturday 12/1 @ Royal Academy of Arts

This exhibition celebrates the legacy of art collector Paul Mellon on the 100th anniversary of his birth. The American philanthropist first... 

<I>Dick Whittington and His Cat</i>

Theatre

Dick Whittington and His Cat

Saturday 12/1 @ Hackney Empire

The Empire's take on traditional pantomime always manages to surprise and delight adults, children and reviewers alike. This year's swashbuckling, Pirates... 

<I>Dealer's Choice</I>

Theatre

Dealer's Choice

Saturday 12/1 @ Trafalgar Studios

Patrick Marber's hilarious Dealer's Choice returns to the West End for the first time since the play's premiere in 1995, when... 

<I>Strange Events Permit Themselves the Luxury of Occurring</I>

Art

Strange Events Permit Themselves the Luxury of Occurring

Saturday 12/1 @ Camden Arts Centre

Artist Steven Claydon curates this incredibly long-monikered exhibition exploring the relationship between artworks and art spaces. Though Claydon's own art is... 

<em>Half Moon (2006)<br />
</em>

Film

Half Moon

Saturday 12/1 @ ICA

The Iran/Iraq frontier serves as the backdrop for the third feature from award-winning Kurdish-Iranian filmmaker Bahman Ghobadi: Half Moon explores both... 

<em>The Clearing</em>

Art

The Clearing

Saturday 12/1 @ Nettie Horn

The Clearing explores notions of internal and external space, with images ranging from the serene to the strangely disturbing. Joe Biel... 

<i>Moore at Kew</i>

Art

Moore at Kew

Saturday 12/1 @ Royal Botanic Gardens

Twenty-eight of Henry Moore's pieces have been installed in a scattered fashion around Kew Gardens, giving fans the opportunity to view... 

Franz Kafka's<em> Metamorphosis</em>

Theatre

Metamorphosis

Saturday 12/1 @ Lyric Theatre Hammersmith

This stage adaptation of Franz Kafka's story of a businessman who turns into an insect returns to Hammersmith ahead of a... 

Patrick Keiller: <I>The City of the Future</I>

Special Event

Patrick Keiller

Saturday 12/1 @ BFI Southbank

<i>Doubt: A Parable</i>

Theatre

Doubt: A Parable

Saturday 12/1 @ The Tricycle Theatre

It's 1964, Kennedy has been shot and the Vietnam war is about to start. At work in the Bronx, Sister Aloysius... 

<i>Home and Garden: 1960 to the Present</i>

Art

Home and Garden: 1960 to the Present

Saturday 12/1 @ Gaffrye Museum

Stephen Willats: <i>Assumptions and Presumptions</i>

Art

Stephen Willats

Saturday 12/1 @ Rayners Lane Underground Station

London's Art on the Underground initiative has exposed some fascinating artwork to the commuting public since its conception in... 

<em>The British Ambassador's Belly Dancer</em>

Theatre

The British Ambassador's Belly Dancer

Saturday 12/1 @ Arcola Theatre

When Nadira and Craig Murray met in 2004, he was the British Ambassador to Uzbekistan and she was a belly dancer... 

Skate at Somerset House

City Gems

Skate at Somerset House

Saturday 12/1 @ Somerset House

Test your balance and revel in wintry charm as you careen around the glassy surface at Somerset House. Sip on a... 

<i>I Am Falling</i>

Performing Arts

I Am Falling

Saturday 12/1 @ Gate Theatre

I Am Falling is a searing and complex exploration of age. The dance/theatre collaboration tells the story of Tom (Ben Duke),... 

Shezad Dawood: <I>If I Should Fall From Grace With God</I>

Art

Shezad Dawood

Saturday 12/1 @ Paradise Row

Tim Simmons: <I>Intervention: Snow</I>

Art: Photography

Tim Simmons

Saturday 12/1 @ The Fine Art Society

Tim Simmons takes mundane landscapes — a field, a snowdrift, a backyard — and turns them into ethereal, haunting locales. He... 

London Short Film Festival

Film: Shorts

London Short Film Festival

Saturday 12/1 @ Various locations

The London Short Film Festival has evolved from its days as a Halloween-themed series into a sophisticated showcase of succinct cinema.... 

Michelangelo Pistoletto

Art

Michelangelo Pistoletto

Saturday 12/1 @ Simon Lee Gallery

The Evil Twins: <i>A Haunted House in the Enchanted Forest</i>

Art

The Evil Twins

Saturday 12/1 @ Various locations

True evil won't wait for Halloween. The Evil Twins — the alter egos of Nicola Carter and Luise Vormittag — entice... 

Get to Know Walthamstow: A Guided Walk

Special Event

Get to Know Walthamstow

Saturday 12/1 @ Walthamstow Town Square

First recorded in the Domesday Book as early as 1086 (as Wilcumestou) and then set as a rural village until the... 

Sleeping & Dreaming

Special Event

Sleeping & Dreaming

Saturday 12/1 @ Wellcome Collection

Insomniacs and dreamers alike are welcome at this creative exploration on the subject of sleep. In contrast to most art spaces,... 

Dazzle

Special Event

Dazzle

Saturday 12/1 @ National Theatre, Olivier Foyer

With Christmas snowballing toward us, soon the race will be on to find the perfect gift — and nothing says "you're... 

<i>La Cenerentola</i>

Performing Arts: Opera

La Cenerentola

Saturday 12/1 @ Royal Opera House

The original rags-to-riches tale is always popular at this time of year. Stephen Fry's interpretation at the Old Vic is mere... 

<i>La Cage aux Folles</i>

Theatre

La Cage aux Folles

Saturday 12/1 @ Menier Chocolate Factory

The Menier Chocolate Factory presents a new staging of notorious, uproarious gender bender La Cage aux Folles. The Broadway reincarnation of... 

Laura Ford: <I>Rag & Bone</I>

Art

Laura Ford

Saturday 12/1 @ The Economist Plaza

Fans of Beatrix Potter look away now – Laura Ford's incarnations of the author's beloved characters are enough to give fully... 

The Directorspective: Luis Buñuel

Film

The Directorspective: Luis Buñuel

Saturday 12/1 @ Barbican

Luis Buñuel, Salvador Dalí's former schoolmate and collaborator, is heralded as the father of surrealist film. Though his early years were... 

Stephen Nelson: <i>it's a soft hard world</i>

Art

Stephen Nelson

Saturday 12/1 @ Space Station Sixty-Five

You can say a lot about Stephen Nelson's artwork, but one descriptive you can't pin on it is "minimalist." Nelson's sculptures... 

Elizabethan Flagons from St Mary Woolnoth

Art

Elizabethan Flagons

Saturday 12/1 @ Victoria and Albert Museum

The Victoria & Albert's latest mini-exhibition features a set of Elizabethan flagons that return to the museum after 70 years abroad.... 

Toy Hacking Workshop

Workshop/Class

Toy Hacking Workshop

Saturday 12/1 @ To Be Confirmed

If you were the kind of kid who dismantled your Christmas toys to see how they worked, dig out your soldering... 

Chris Steele-Perkins: <i>Haswell Plough to Harajuku</i>

Art: Photography

Chris Steele-Perkins

Saturday 12/1 @ HOST Gallery

Much like a personal Orient Express in photographic form, celebrated Magnum photographer Chris Steele-Perkins marries Nippon with Northumberland in a cacophony... 

<i>Ikrismas Kherol</i>

Theatre

Ikrismas Kherol

Saturday 12/1 @ Young Vic

This time of year sees an inevitable surplus of revivals of Charles Dickens' famous ghost story.  In this particularly dark version... 

<em>Wrapping Japan</em>

Special Event

Wrapping Japan

Saturday 12/1 @ The Horniman Museum

Japan has traditionally prized modesty and reserve, so it's little surprise to find out that the Japanese have also made an... 

<i>The Darjeeling Limited</i>

Film

The Darjeeling Limited

Saturday 12/1 @ Various locations

Directed and co-written by offbeat genius Wes Anderson, The Darjeeling Limited tells the story of three brothers (Jason Schwartzman, Adrien Brody,... 

Wangechi Mutu: <I>Yo.n.I</I>

Art

Wangechi Mutu

Saturday 12/1 @ Victoria Miro Gallery

The spindly figures in Nairobi-born Wangechi Mutu's drawings — abstract ink and paint doodles combined with collaged fragments — resemble amoebic... 

Resolution! 2008

Dance

Resolution! 2008

Saturday 12/1 @ The Place

Resolution! is an annual showcase that highlights contemporary dancers and choreographers with a programme of rotating talent. Every night features a... 

Thomas Zipp: <i>Planet Caravan. Is There Life After Death? a Futuristic World Fair</i>

Art

Thomas Zipp

Saturday 12/1 @ South London Gallery

The title of German installation artist Thomas Zipp's Planet Caravan. Is There Life After Death? a Futuristic World Fair directly references... 

Jean Prouvé

Special Event

Jean Prouvé

Saturday 12/1 @ Design Museum

French architect, engineer and manufacturer Jean Prouvé was such a huge influence on the world of design that it's quite astonishing... 

London International Mime Festival

Performing Arts

London International Mime Festival

Saturday 12/1 @ Various locations

Stripey jumpers, hackneyed gestures and those ubiquitous white gloves normally spring to mind with the word "mime". But London's annual International...