What's your golden rule for the Carnival weekend?

Eat as many saltfish fritters as possible
Quickly befriend someone with a flat along the route
Claim a patch of wall opposite Norman Jay
Take Tuesday off, too
Enjoy the peaceful tranquility of East London
Don't attempt a West London lie-in
No beer (the toilets just aren't worth it)
Dance provocatively with the police
Leave town
Wear earplugs to block out the air horns