What's your golden rule for the Carnival weekend?
- Eat as many saltfish fritters as possible
- Quickly befriend someone with a flat along the route
- Claim a patch of wall opposite Norman Jay
- Take Tuesday off, too
- Enjoy the peaceful tranquility of East London
- Don't attempt a West London lie-in
- No beer (the toilets just aren't worth it)
- Dance provocatively with the police
- Leave town
- Wear earplugs to block out the air horns