While there are certain similarities between Dane Cook and Nick Swardson — they're both goofy white guys with hit comedy albums who know how to work their fans on MySpace, and are beloved by college kids — the difference is that Swardson is, you know, funny. He's appeared on all the late-night shows; he has a recurring role as Terry on Reno 911; he's written for or appeared in The Benchwarmers, Blades of Glory, and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry; and the dude loves it when you suckle on his teat.