Events on Friday, December 14

 <I>Sex & Candy: 22 Succulent Stories</I> Release Party

Books: Reading

Sex & Candy Release Party

Friday 12/14 @ Pete's Candy Store

Tonight, Pete's Candy Store actually has some candy. Join editor Rachel Kramer Bussel and a slew of local erotic-fiction writers to... 

Nowadays: A Conversation and Screening with Ryan Trecartin

Special Event

Nowadays

Friday 12/14 @ New Museum of Contemporary Art

The New Museum's new-media offshoot, Rhizome, has a sleek new home, both on the Internet and at 235 Bowery — where... 

The Bunker feat. Ryan Crosson

Music: Electronic

Ryan Crosson

Friday 12/14 @ Public Assembly

Detroit's Ryan Crosson and his compatriots in the creation of pleasantly weird, percussive techno (Lee Curtiss, Seth Troxler) can pride themselves... 

DFA Holiday Extravaganza

Music: DJ

DFA Holiday Extravaganza

Friday 12/14 @ Studio B

Team DFA brings out its A-side, spreading disco and funk-infused yuletide cheer across the land with DJ sets from LCD Soundsystem's... 

ICP-Bard MFA Program Open Studios

Art: Photography

ICP-Bard MFA Program Open Studios

Friday 12/14 @ 24-20 Jackson Ave, 3rd Fl, LIC

The third-annual Open Studios at the International Center for Photography showcases work from 22 promising young talents. The projects include portraits... 

Art

Williamsburg Every 2nd

Friday 12/14 @ Various locations

  This month, Williamsburg's gallery night features openings, a charity afterparty at Oulu, and a chauffeured ride on a rolling... 

Alchemy feat. Jenö and Sunshine Jones

Music: DJ

Jenö and Sunshine Jones

Friday 12/14 @ Love

Jenö's been around forever, but don't think for a second that means he's lost his touch. As a founding member of... 

Ongoing Events

<i>Chekhov's Chicks</i>

Theatre

Chekhov's Chicks

Friday 12/14 @ Manhattan Theatre Source

Turn-of-the-century Russian playwright Anton Chekhov's plays are notable for their intricately rendered female characters, none of whom have it easy. Elizabeth... 

<i>Making a Home: Japanese Contemporary Artists in New York</i>

Art

Making a Home

Friday 12/14 @ Japan Society

Though New York's Japan Society hosts only two exhibitions a year, they're reliably terrific. This fall, young curator Eric C. Shiner... 

Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad

Performing Arts

Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad

Friday 12/14 @ Zipper Theater

Proudly putting the "whore back in hora," the Goddess Perlman leads her tribe of chosen ladies in a performance featuring bawdy... 

<i>No Dice</i>

Theatre

No Dice

Friday 12/14 @ Sydney's Playground

With a script culled from hours of recorded phone conversations on subjects ranging from Hollywood to addiction to dinner... 

Bridget Riley: <i>Recent Paintings and Gouaches</i>

Art

Bridget Riley

Friday 12/14 @ PaceWildenstein

In the mid-'60s, Time magazine's review of a MoMA exhibition brought the term "op art" into the public consciousness; since then,... 

Beth Campbell: <I>Following Room</I>

Art

Beth Campbell

Friday 12/14 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

In 2000, Beth Campbell first exhibited in New York with her installations of two identical, but otherwise nondescript, bedrooms.... 

Jason Rhoades: <I>Black Pussy</I>

Art

Jason Rhoades

Friday 12/14 @ David Zwirner

The late Jason Rhoades was out of control in the best and worst ways, often at the same time. Rumor has... 

Luv-able and Hug-able

Art

Luv-able and Hug-able

Friday 12/14 @ gallery hanahou

In the place where cockeyed monsters do battle with grumpy tomatoes and gold-lamé hearts rule, Soho's illustrator-friendly gallery hanahou brings in... 

<em>Pricked: Extreme Embroidery</em>

Art

Extreme Embroidery

Friday 12/14 @ Museum of Art and Design

Following the success of its Radical Lace & Subversive Knitting exhibition, the Museum of Arts and Design again draws glares from... 

David Sedaris' <i>The Santaland Diaries</i>

Theatre

The Santaland Diaries

Friday 12/14 @ The Gallery Players

Before David Sedaris found fame as an author and regular voice on NPR, he had to get a "real job" —... 

Charles Ray

Art

Charles Ray

Friday 12/14 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

The most influential sculptors in contemporary art aren't the formal purists of MoMA's recent exhibitions (Serra and Puryear), they're a coterie... 

A Question of Impeachment

Special Event

A Question of Impeachment

Friday 12/14 @ Culture Project

  With its ambitious series of performances, screenings, and lectures entitled A Question of Impeachment, the Culture Project builds a solid... 

<i>August: Osage County</i>

Theatre

August: Osage County

Friday 12/14 @ Imperial Theatre

Set in present-day Oklahoma, Tracy Letts' August: Osage County has a bad case of "the plains," as... 

<i>New Perspectives in Latin American Art, 1930-2006</i>

Art

New Perspectives in Latin American Art, 1930-2006

Friday 12/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

With New Perspectives in Latin American Art, 1930-2006, MoMA rolls out more than 200 recently acquired works by Latin American artists,... 

Keith Edmier: 1991-2007

Getaways

Keith Edmier

Friday 12/14 @ CCS Bard Hessel Museum

Sculptor Keith Edmier learned his trade in a Tinseltown special-effects studio; like Oscar-winning films, Edmier's meticulous sculptures traffic in grandiose sentimentality,... 

Francis Alÿs: <i>Fabiola</i>

Art

Francis Alÿs

Friday 12/14 @ Hispanic Society of America

While Dia searches for a new home, the arts org has teamed up with Washington Heights' Hispanic Society on a three-year... 

Paul McCarthy: <I>Peter Paul Chocolates</I>

Art

Paul McCarthy

Friday 12/14 @ Maccarone Gallery

LA performance artist Paul McCarthy has lathered himself with condiments, crammed his orifices full of hot dogs, and positioned inflatable, phallus-for-nose... 

<I>Banksy Does New York</I>

Art

Banksy Does New York

Friday 12/14 @ Vanina Holasek Gallery

Having successfully snuck his work into museums in New York and London and fetched close to a million dollars from the... 

P.S.1 Fall Exhibitions: <i>Fassbinder: Berlin Alexanderplatz</i>, <i>Senso Unico</i>, Kris Martin and Adel Adbessemed

Art

P.S.1 Fall Exhibitions

Friday 12/14 @ P.S.1 Contemporary Art Center

P.S.1 curators have devised the best way to watch (or skim) all 15 hours and... 

Tara Donovan

Art

Tara Donovan

Friday 12/14 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Bringing new meaning to the term "pack rat," sculptor Tara Donovan accumulates everyday objects such as Styrofoam cups and drinking straws... 

Molissa Fenley and Dancers

Dance

Molissa Fenley and Dancers

Friday 12/14 @ The Joyce Theater

Modern-dance master Molissa Fenley celebrates the 30th anniversary of her company at the Joyce Theater with six nights of old favorites... 

<I>The Streets of Europe: A Survey of European Street Art</I>

Art

The Streets of Europe

Friday 12/14 @ Jonathan LeVine Gallery

The recent success of street-art group shows 11 Spring Street Project (NYC) and Urban Grassroots (Berlin) has raised interest... 

Spanish Cinema Now

Film

Spanish Cinema Now

Friday 12/14 @ The Film Society of Lincoln Center

It’s a cliché to bemoan how Spanish cinema gets short shrift this side of Pedro Almodóvar in the United States, but,... 

STREB presents <I>Slam Show X</I>

Performing Arts

Slam Show X

Friday 12/14 @ Streb Lab for Action Mechanics

Perhaps pigs can't fly, but humans sure can — or at least those in Elizabeth Streb's antigravitational dance company, STREB.... 

<i>Projects 86</i>: Gert & Uwe Tobias

Art

Gert & Uwe Tobias

Friday 12/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

The colorful woodcuts of Gert and Uwe Tobias are the stuff of Grimm fairy tales — narrow paths worn through the... 

Lawrence Weiner: <I>AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE</I>

Art

Lawrence Weiner

Friday 12/14 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

Wordsmith/conceptualist Lawrence Weiner is best known for all the things he doesn't do with his visually ascetic artwork. In his gigantic,... 

Thomas Ruff

Art: Photography

Thomas Ruff

Friday 12/14 @ David Zwirner

The cheat-sheet on Thomas Ruff goes like this: a student of the austere photographer-duo Bernd and Hilla Becher in Düsseldorf; contemporary... 

Bari Kumar: <I>acceptance of denial</i>

Art

Bari Kumar

Friday 12/14 @ Bose Pacia Gallery

Painter Bari Kumar lives and works in Los Angeles but is, literally and figuratively speaking, a dweller in the wide world.... 

<i>Infinite Island: Contemporary Caribbean Art</i>

Art

Infinite Island

Friday 12/14 @ Brooklyn Museum of Art

The Brooklyn Museum's exhibition of contemporary Caribbean art gathers works from 14... 

[SOLD OUT] GZA: <i>Liquid Swords</i>

Music: Hip-Hop

[SOLD OUT] GZA

Friday 12/14 @ Knitting Factory Brooklyn

For those still aching from the cancellation of this summer's McCarren Pool set with Jamie Lidell, GZA makes it all better... 

<I>Unmonumental: The Object in the 21st Century</I>

Art

Unmonumental

Friday 12/14 @ New Museum of Contemporary Art

The new New Museum inaugurates its faux-gritty emporium with three-part exhibition Unmonumental: The Object in the 21st Century. An ace curatorial... 

Sprinkle Brigade

Art

Sprinkle Brigade

Friday 12/14 @ Riviera

Addressing the problem of unattended doggy doo on city sidewalks, Sprinkle Brigade began its own twist on urban beautification. By adding... 

<i>Nutcracker: Rated R</i>

Dance

Nutcracker: Rated R

Friday 12/14 @ Theater for the New City

Mesh corsets, hot-pink tulle, strobe lights, silent-film facial contortions, and a Sugar Plum Fairy who dispenses cocaine from her cleavage: this... 

<i>Multiplex: Directions in Art, 1970 to Now</i>

Art

Multiplex: Directions in Art, 1970 to Now

Friday 12/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

MoMA's permanent collection gobbles up so many artworks that many aren't ever seen again, which is why Multiplex: Directions in Art,... 

<I>Behind the Seen</I>

Art

Behind the Seen

Friday 12/14 @ Ad Hoc Art

Michael de Feo (best known as the "flower guy") wants the world to know that street art ain't all aerosol and... 

Art

Liz Craft

Friday 12/14 @ Marianne Boesky Gallery

With her inclusion in the Hammer Museum's Eden's Edge: Fifteen LA Artists, sculptor Liz Craft was crowned one of the most... 

Kurt Kauper: <i>Everybody Knew that Canadians Were the Best Hockey Players</i>

Art

Kurt Kauper

Friday 12/14 @ Deitch Projects

Kurt Kauper loves to wonder why the male nude continues to provoke such discomfort and controversy when the female nude is... 

Cy Twombly: <I>Blooming: A Scattering of Blossoms and Other Things</I>

Art

Cy Twombly

Friday 12/14 @ Gagosian Gallery

This summer, police arrested a woman for kissing and leaving a red lipstick stain on one of American artist Cy Twombly's... 

White Columns Annual: <I>Looking Back</I>

Art

White Columns Annual

Friday 12/14 @ White Columns

2007 isn't over yet, but Chelsea arts org White Columns gets the first word on the highlights. If you didn't make... 

Richard Prince:<i> Spiritual America</i>

Art

Richard Prince: Spiritual America

Friday 12/14 @ Guggenheim Museum

Richard Prince's re-photographed pictures of fashion models, luxury goods, and cowboys — culled from advertisements in national magazines — set off... 

<i>Things We Want</i>

Theatre

Things We Want

Friday 12/14 @ The Acorn at Theatre Row

Three brothers find themselves living together, once again, in their childhood home. Both of their parents committed suicide, two of the... 

The Spiritual Art of Salvador Dalí

Art

Salvador Dalí

Friday 12/14 @ William Bennett Gallery

If your knowledge of Salvador Dalí stops at melting clocks, head to Soho's Bennett Gallery, which exhibits two divine collections that... 

<i>The Puppetmaster of Lodz</i>

Theatre

The Puppetmaster of Lodz

Friday 12/14 @ ArcLight Theatre

Though the war has been over for five years, puppeteer and concentration-camp escapee Samuel Finkelbaum still refuses to leave his attic... 

Whitney Live presents Moving Theater: <i>Impermanent Collection</i>

Art

Moving Theater: Impermanent Collection

Friday 12/14 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

Designed specifically to be performed in the Whitney's Lower Gallery, Moving Theater's Impermanent Collection dance piece addresses the pleasures and frustrations... 

Martin Puryear

Art

Martin Puryear

Friday 12/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

On the heels of Richard Serra's steel behemoths comes MoMA's full-scale retrospective of the great American sculptor Martin Puryear, who works... 

Kara Walker: <em>My Complement, My Enemy, My Oppressor, My Love</em>

Art

Kara Walker

Friday 12/14 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

Employing iconic black-paper silhouettes, Kara Walker — who was named one of Time's "100 Most Influential People" earlier this year —... 

Francesca Woodman

Art: Photography

Francesca Woodman

Friday 12/14 @ Marian Goodman Gallery

Francesca Woodman's evocative black-and-white photographs garner acclaim among popular audiences and feminist scholars alike. In this exhibition at Marian Goodman, 40-odd... 

Mariko Mori: <I>Tom Na H-iu</I>

Art

Mariko Mori

Friday 12/14 @ Deitch Projects

Like many visionaries, Mariko Mori combines the ancient with the futuristic in her fantastical sculptures. At Deitch Projects, Mori presents three... 

Do Ho Suh: <I>Reflection</I>

Art

Do-Ho Suh

Friday 12/14 @ Lehmann Maupin

Korean artist Do Ho Suh inaugurates Lehmann Maupin's new Chrystie Street space — located in the shadow of the new New... 

<i>Billy the Kid</i>

Film: Documentary

Billy the Kid

Friday 12/14 @ IFC Center

First-time director Jennifer Venditti's Billy the Kid is the sort of fare that used to flourish at Sundance before it got... 

<i>The Gates of Paradise: Lorenzo Ghiberti's Renaissance Masterpiece</i>

Art

Lorenzo Ghiberti's Renaissance Masterpiece

Friday 12/14 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Having won the 1401 door-design competition for Florence's Battistero di San Giovanni's (Baptistry of St. John) northern portal, native Florentine Lorenzo...