Events on Friday, December 12

<em>State by State: </em><em>A Panoramic Portrait of America </em>w/ Jonathan Franzen and Parker Posey

Books: Reading

State by State: A Panoramic Portrait of America

Friday 12/12 @ The New School

The respective progeny of the late, great George Plimpton and A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius author Dave Eggers, the Paris... 

Wordless Music presents Kieran Hebden w/ Steve Reid

Music: Experimental

Kieran Hebden w/ Steve Reid

Friday 12/12 @ (Le) Poisson Rouge

The Wordless Music series continues its flawless run with a night featuring two giants of instrumental music. Quite possibly the most... 

Butthole Surfers w/ Black Dice

Music

Butthole Surfers

Friday 12/12 @ Warsaw

While using a name that the FCC wouldn't allow broadcasters to utter on air worked for a while, Butthole Surfers couldn't... 

The Old Skool Night of Science feat. Adam F, DB+Dara, Redshift, and DJ Stress

Music: DJ

Old Skool Night of Science

Friday 12/12 @ Love

For tonight's final session of the monthly Secret Night of Science, local jungle purveyors DB and Dara host some of the... 

Ray Davies

Music

Ray Davies

Friday 12/12 @ Hammerstein Ballroom

Let's set the record straight: the Kinks invented indie rock. It might seem like a ridiculous claim, since the band recorded... 

Glitch Mob feat. edIT, Boreta, Kraddy w/ DJ Rekha, Machine Drum, and Theophilus London

Music: DJ

Glitch Mob

Friday 12/12 @ (Le) Poisson Rouge

Glitch Mob's productions unearth the secret family tree that links early Timbaland, the laser-guided bass of Ghislain Poirier, Autechre's chop-shop take... 

Ongoing Events

<em>Wendy and Lucy</em>

Film

Wendy and Lucy

Friday 12/12 @ Film Forum

Kelly Reichardt returns to Oregon — the setting of her critically acclaimed Old Joy (2006) — with Wendy and Lucy, the... 

Mario Merz

Art

Mario Merz

Friday 12/12 @ Gladstone Gallery

In 1967, Italian critic Germano Celant organized an exhibition of young artists with diverse working practices that he termed Arte Povera... 

<em>Vicky Cristina Barcelona</em>

Film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Friday 12/12 @ Various locations

Some die-hard Woody Allen fans may insist the poster-child for neurotic, narcissistic New Yorkers has still got it in him, but... 

<em>Pal Joey</em>

Theatre

Pal Joey

Friday 12/12 @ Studio 54

Joey Evans is a scheming-but-sweet performer who comes to Chicago with dreams of starting his own nightclub in Roundabout's revival of... 

James & Karla Murray: <em>Counter/Culture: The Disappearing Face of Brooklyn's Storefronts</em>

Art: Photography

Counter/Culture: The Disappearing Face of Brooklyn's Storefronts

Friday 12/12 @ Brooklyn Historical Society

From its sprawling industrial dead zones and rusty shipyards to its rolling parks and sought-after blocks of brownstones, Brooklyn wears many... 

Calder Jewelry

Art

Calder Jewelry

Friday 12/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

He may be best known for his innovative mobiles and wire sculptures, but as his current show at the Met attests,... 

<em>Fuerza Bruta: Look Up </em>

Theatre

Fuerza Bruta: Look Up

Friday 12/12 @ Daryl Roth Theatre

Avid fans of spectacular spectacle De La Guarda are rejoicing with the arrival of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up, a sort of... 

Union Square Holiday Market

Fashion/Style: Shopping

Union Square Holiday Market

Friday 12/12 @ Union Square

Holiday shopping is often the stuff of anxiety attacks, but it doesn't have to be bankruptcy-inducing or mind-numbing, thanks to the... 

<em>Rachel Getting Married</em>

Film

Rachel Getting Married

Friday 12/12 @ Various locations

The premise — gossipy and gorgeously spun — is irresistible: Anne Hathaway (finally palatable) has been sprung from rehab to stand... 

Tanztheater Wuppertal Pina Bausch: <em>Bamboo Blues</em>

Dance

Pina Bausch

Friday 12/12 @ BAM Howard Gilman Opera House

Tanztheater is one of the most dynamic styles of contemporary dance, incorporating a collage of music, dialogue, and stage design with... 

<em>A Christmas Tale</em>

Film

A Christmas Tale

Friday 12/12 @ IFC Center

In a film about that favorite of French topics — what's to be done with the family legacy (including, naturally, the... 

<em>The Atheist</em>

Theatre

The Atheist

Friday 12/12 @ Barrow Street Theater

In a thrilling, seductive performance, Campbell Scott portrays Kansas newspaperman Augustine Early, a tabloid reporter who lost his conscience long ago.... 

Federico Fellini's <em>Amarcord</em> (1973)

Film

Amarcord

Friday 12/12 @ Film Forum

Winner of the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film in 1975, Federico Fellini's Amarcord is his most sentimental and unabashedly... 

Robert Morris: <em>Deflationary Objects</em>

Art

Robert Morris

Friday 12/12 @ Leo Castelli Gallery

Like Paris between the Wars, '60s New York was the epicenter of the art world — whether in theory, tectonic creativity,... 

<em>Back Back Back</em>

Theatre

Back Back Back

Friday 12/12 @ New York City Center

Though it probably wouldn't hurt, you don't need to be much of a baseball fan or know much about the sport's... 

<em>Improbable Frequency</em>

Theatre

Improbable Frequency

Friday 12/12 @ 59E59 Theaters

Ireland's Rough Magic Theatre Company makes its US debut with Improbable Frequency, an absurd, over-the-top musical comedy about a British spy... 

Kate Gilmore

Art

Kate Gilmore

Friday 12/12 @ Smith-Stewart

Whether they appear foolhardy or feminist, Kate Gilmore's masochistic video performances transfix with the same fear/fascination ratio as a ten-car pileup.... 

Gilbert & George

Art

Gilbert & George

Friday 12/12 @ Brooklyn Museum of Art

The original living artworks, Gilbert & George, come to the Brooklyn Museum in the form of more than 80 photographs. In... 

<em>Nutcracker: Rated R</em>

Dance

Nutcracker: Rated R

Friday 12/12 @ Theater for the New City

Mesh corsets, hot-pink tulle, strobe lights, silent-film facial contortions, and a Sugar Plum Fairy who dispenses cocaine from her cleavage: this... 

<em>NeoHooDoo: Art for a Forgotten Faith</em>

Art

NeoHooDoo

Friday 12/12 @ P.S.1 Contemporary Art Center

In 1972, the poet Ishmael Reed decreed: "Neo-HooDoo believes that every man is an artist and every artist a priest." The... 

<em>The Brooklyn Block Party</em>

Art

The Brooklyn Block Party

Friday 12/12 @ Ad Hoc Art

Block parties are a classic Brooklyn fixture, but the Ad Hoc gallery puts a special twist on it: this one is... 

<em>Blasted</em>

Theatre

Blasted

Friday 12/12 @ Soho Rep

It's taken 13 years for Sarah Kane's extraordinarily controversial play Blasted to make it to New York, but Soho Rep's production... 

<em>Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary</em>

Art

Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary

Friday 12/12 @ Museum of Arts and Design

To celebrate the Museum of Arts and Design's new Columbus Circle location in eco-style, 50 international artists transform mass-produced household items... 

<em>We Are Wizards</em>

Film: Documentary

We Are Wizards

Friday 12/12 @ Cinema Village

Even if you are wholly untouched by any curiosity about wizards, you'd have to have been lurking under a rock (and... 

Staten Island War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

City Gems

War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

Friday 12/12 @ War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

Avoid the fumbling tourists clogging the Rockefeller Center and Central Park rinks by hopping the ferry to Staten Island to get... 

Ann Lislegaard: <em>Crystal World</em> & <em>The Left Hand of Darkness</em>

Art

Ann Lislegaard

Friday 12/12 @ Murray Guy

For parts two and three of her highly referential 3D video trilogy, artist Ann Lislegaard filters her consuming mind-and-matter explorations about... 

<em>Synecdoche, New York</em>

Film

Synecdoche, New York

Friday 12/12 @ Landmark Sunshine

Not everyone adores the sprawling stories-within-stories that identify Charlie Kaufman's screenplays (e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John... 

<em>A Man for All Seasons</em>

Theatre

A Man for All Seasons

Friday 12/12 @ American Airlines Theater

A Man for All Seasons shows what happens when a government starts cannibalizing its own founding laws to suit the whims... 

<em>The Deville's Holiday Special</em> feat. Pufferella and Ad Deville

Art

Deville's Holiday Special

Friday 12/12 @ Factory Fresh

This holiday season, Factory Fresh founder Ad Deville gives you a look at his own burgeoning body of work alongside that... 

Peter Callesen: <em>Folded Thoughts</em>

Art

Peter Callesen

Friday 12/12 @ Perry Rubenstein Gallery

Using ephemeral, everyday sheets of paper, Danish artist Peter Callesen realizes magical 3-D sculpture installations. His first solo US show, this... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Friday 12/12 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

<em>Dance Dance Revolution</em>

Dance

Dance Dance Revolution

Friday 12/12 @ Ohio Theatre

Les Freres Corbusier, the cheeky and frenetic dance/theatre ensemble responsible for immersive theater environments like Hell House, is at it again... 

Nayland Blake: <em>Behavior</em>

Art

Nayland Blake

Friday 12/12 @ Location One

Location One presents a survey of Nayland Blake's provocative mixed-media work, drawing from nearly every facet of Blake's 25-year career. Blake,... 

<em>New York, N. Why?: Photographs by Rudy Burckhardt, 1937&ndash;1940</em>

Art: Photography

Rudy Burckhardt

Friday 12/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

While Weegee always set his aperture for shocking front-page shots, fellow émigré photographer Rudy Burckhardt captured Gotham's more quotidian spectacles. Equipped... 

<em>In the Heights</em>

Theatre

In the Heights

Friday 12/12 @ Richard Rodgers Theatre

There's a lot more color and zing on the Great White Way with the addition of In the Heights, an ebullient... 

Andreas Gursky

Art: Photography

Andreas Gursky

Friday 12/12 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

Rave culture — its primordial Dionysian spirit of oneness decried as mind-numbingly repetitive or drug-induced — has languished outside the art... 

<em>Billy Elliot</em>

Theatre: Broadway

Billy Elliot

Friday 12/12 @ Imperial Theatre

The dark economic times spurred by Wall Street and the new political landscape serve as the perfect backdrop for Billy Elliot,... 

<em>February</em>

Dance

February

Friday 12/12 @ La MaMa E.T.C.

LeeSaar the Company — a partnership between actress/writer Lee Sher and dancer/choreographer Saar Harari — brings a split bill of dance... 

Pipilotti Rist: <em>Pour Your Body Out (7354 Cubic Meters)</em>

Art

Pipilotti Rist

Friday 12/12 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Video artist Pipilotti Rist exhibits a site-specific, immersive piece commissioned by MoMA across the museum's second-floor atrium. Attendees can walk around... 

Open Tables

Workshop/Class

Open Tables

Friday 12/12 @ Sputnik

Sometimes it feels like NYC's got as many "DJ"s as it does "actors." But, if you're a budding turntablist serious about... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Friday 12/12 @ Angelika Film Center

This flick's been out for a while, but since we almost missed out on it, we thought we'd pass the gem... 

Keith Haring: <em>The Ten Commandments</em>

Art

Keith Haring

Friday 12/12 @ Deitch Studios

Biblical law may have taken three days and an exodus, but Keith Haring's Ten Commandments have waited 23 years to grace... 

Richard Prince: <em>Canal Zone</em>

Art

Richard Prince

Friday 12/12 @ Gagosian Gallery

Part post-apocalyptic vision, part biographical flashback, Richard Prince's Canal Zone is set in primal overdrive. Filled with an abundance of virile... 

Theatre

The Cripple of Inishmaan

Friday 12/12 @ Linda Gross Theater

Billy Claven dreams of leaving Inishmaan for Hollywood when director Robert Flaherty arrives on a neighboring island to shoot his new... 

<em>Speed-the-Plow</em>

Theatre

Speed-the-Plow

Friday 12/12 @ Ethel Barrymore Theatre

Finally freed of the 1989 casting of Madonna, David Mamet's full-throttle assault on Hollywood's penchant for putting profit before product is... 

William Eggleston: <em>Democratic Camera: Photographs and Video, 1961-2008</em>

Art: Photography

William Eggleston

Friday 12/12 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

Democratic Camera — a long-overdue retrospective of work by William Eggleston — celebrates the career of an artist who's widely recognized... 

Mr.

Art

Mr.

Friday 12/12 @ Lehmann Maupin

In 2005, the painter known as Mr. first creeped out New York with his disproportionate bobble-head sculptures of wide-eyed, Japanese youths,... 

Misnomer Dance Theater: <em>Being Together</em>

Dance

Misnomer Dance Theater

Friday 12/12 @ Joyce Soho

Chris Elam is a rare bird: a downtown New York choreographer who appeals to a wider audience: look to his work... 

Elizabeth Peyton: <em>Live Forever</em>

Art

Elizabeth Peyton

Friday 12/12 @ New Museum of Contemporary Art

Elizabeth Peyton's first stateside exhibition of paintings, watercolors, and prints is at once vast and utterly intimate. More than 100 portraits... 

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

City Gems

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

Friday 12/12 @ Wollman Rink

While it's always hard to simply shrug off those long, warm summer days and dive right into winter, the small perks... 

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Theatre

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Friday 12/12 @ Lyceum Theatre

This meta-musical about four friends trying to write a musical about four friends trying to write a musical is at once... 

Art

Alex Grey

Friday 12/12 @ MicroCoSM Gallery

Alex Grey, best known for his Sacred Mirrors series of metaphysical anatomical maps, is ready to show his (ever-evolving) self-portraits in... 

<em>Religulous</em>

Film: Documentary

Religulous

Friday 12/12 @ Quad Cinema

In Religulous, veteran comedian and free thinker Bill Maher travels the world, visiting a Holy Land theme park in Florida, London's... 

<em>Tristan und Isolde</em>

Performing Arts: Opera

Tristan und Isolde

Friday 12/12 @ Metropolitan Opera House

Daniel Barenboim's interpretation of Richard Wagner's Tristan und Isolde (itself an interpretation of Shakespeare's play) opens this week at the Metropolitan... 

Oliver Sudden & Michael Portnoy: <em>The Dudion Levers</em>

Art

The Dudion Levers

Friday 12/12 @ Martos Gallery

At the 1998 Grammys, "Director of Behavior" Michael Portnoy achieved as-seen-on-TV notoriety when he spazzed out beside a bewildered Bob Dylan... 

<em>Recycling & Resourcefulness: Quilts of the 1930s</em>

Art

Quilts of the 1930s

Friday 12/12 @ American Folk Art Museum, Lincoln Square branch

For Recycling & Resourcefulness, the American Folk Art Museum unfurls 12 quilts that were sewn together from secondhand fabrics by women... 

<em>The Seagull</em>

Theatre

The Seagull

Friday 12/12 @ Walter Kerr Theatre

Kristin Scott Thomas and Peter Sarsgaard play tortured artists in love in Christopher Hampton's pared-down translation of Chekhov's classic. Thomas' fully... 

C215: <em>Junk Store</em>

Art

C215

Friday 12/12 @ Ad Hoc Art

Parisian artist C215 has been peeking from the shadows on a cross-continental level, and he's ready for his first stateside solo... 

Cory Arcangel: <em>Adult Contemporary</em>

Art

Cory Arcangel

Friday 12/12 @ Team Gallery

Cory Arcangel rose to art-world fame with his hall-of-mirrors work, which cleverly (and cheekily) reappropriates media to highlight technology's protean relationship... 

<em>Slava's Snowshow</em>

Theatre

Slava's Snowshow

Friday 12/12 @ Helen Hayes Theatre

Slava Polunin's style of pantomime, which he calls "Expressive Idiotism," is on display at the revived Slava's Snowshow. When he first... 

<em>Taking Over</em>

Theatre

Taking Over

Friday 12/12 @ The Public Theater

Danny Hoch's one-man extravaganza Taking Over gives a good name to theatre with a social conscious, using scathing humor to make... 

<em>Beyond a Memorable Fancy: Print, Perception, and the Artist's Intervention</em>

Art

Beyond a Memorable Fancy

Friday 12/12 @ EFA Project Space

The Elizabeth Foundation offers up a group show of cutting-edge printmakers alongside a host of ideas that spring from the ancient... 

Ray Mortenson: <em>Broken Glass: Photographs of the South Bronx</em>

Art: Photography

Broken Glass

Friday 12/12 @ Museum of the City of New York

The South Bronx, cradle of hip-hop, was ironically an urban tomb of crumbled buildings and deserted streets during the music genre's... 

<em>South Pacific</em>

Theatre

South Pacific

Friday 12/12 @ Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center

Lincoln Center Theater's revival of Rogers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific is one of those rare, magical experiences that makes musical theater... 

<em>Street Art, Street Life: From the 1950s to Now</em>

Art

Street Art, Street Life

Friday 12/12 @ The Bronx Museum of the Arts

Given our current love of all things wheatpaste or graffiti, the street has become an outdoor, urban gallery of sorts. Curator... 

<em>The Twentyfirst</em>

Art

The Twentyfirst

Friday 12/12 @ Silver Shed

Nestled on a roof in east Chelsea, artist-run contemporary art space the Silver Shed has only been open for a few... 

<em>Streamers</em>

Theatre

Streamers

Friday 12/12 @ Laura Pels Theatre

Streamers, part of David Rabe's Vietnam trilogy, is war theatre of the most absurd. The Roundabout's chilling revival reveals that Rabe's... 

<em>Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night</em>

Art

Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night

Friday 12/12 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

With Vincent van Gogh's The Starry Night tacked up in 98% of dorm rooms nationwide, it's hard to imagine a time... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Friday 12/12 @ Angelika Film Center

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

<em>Black Watch</em>

Theatre

Black Watch

Friday 12/12 @ St. Ann's Warehouse

If you're lucky enough to score a coveted ticket to Black Watch's limited run, you're in for one helluva show. Based... 

Cindy Sherman

Art: Photography

Cindy Sherman

Friday 12/12 @ Metro Pictures

After a four-year hiatus, Cindy Sherman returns strong at Metro Pictures. Her striking self-portraits continue in the clever, satirical tradition of... 

<em>The Firemen's Ball </em>(1967)

Film

The Firemen's Ball

Friday 12/12 @ BAM Rose Cinemas

Made during the Czech New Wave's abbreviated springtime, The Firemen's Ball was "banned forever" in Czechoslovakia after the Soviet invasion in... 

<em>Sleepwalk With Me</em>

Comedy

Sleepwalk With Me

Friday 12/12 @ The Culture Project @ 45 Bleecker

Comedian Mike Birbiglia walks a fine line between standup and theatre in his one-man off-Broadway debut Sleepwalk With Me. He tells... 

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Art

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Friday 12/12 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Design is not always pretty. Sometimes it is blunt and aggressive, especially when it is meant to deliver a clear message...