Events on Monday, December 22

Growing w/ Child Abuse, Extreme Violence, and Orphan

Music: Electronic

Growing

Monday 12/22 @ Santos Party House

Following the fresh release of Growing's full-length All the Way, you can expect the drone duo's usual uninterrupted performance, but with... 

Ongoing Events

Andreas Gursky

Art: Photography

Andreas Gursky

Monday 12/22 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

Rave culture — its primordial Dionysian spirit of oneness decried as mind-numbingly repetitive or drug-induced — has languished outside the art... 

<em>Vicky Cristina Barcelona</em>

Film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Monday 12/22 @ Various locations

Some die-hard Woody Allen fans may insist the poster-child for neurotic, narcissistic New Yorkers has still got it in him, but... 

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

City Gems

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

Monday 12/22 @ Wollman Rink

While it's always hard to simply shrug off those long, warm summer days and dive right into winter, the small perks... 

<em>Religulous</em>

Film: Documentary

Religulous

Monday 12/22 @ Quad Cinema

In Religulous, veteran comedian and free thinker Bill Maher travels the world, visiting a Holy Land theme park in Florida, London's... 

<em>Synecdoche, New York</em>

Film

Synecdoche, New York

Monday 12/22 @ Landmark Sunshine

Not everyone adores the sprawling stories-within-stories that identify Charlie Kaufman's screenplays (e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John... 

<em>Wendy and Lucy</em>

Film

Wendy and Lucy

Monday 12/22 @ Film Forum

Kelly Reichardt returns to Oregon — the setting of her critically acclaimed Old Joy (2006) — with Wendy and Lucy, the... 

<em>The Wrestler</em>

Film

The Wrestler

Monday 12/22 @ Landmark Sunshine

There's a lot of Oscar buzz building over Mickey Rourke's performance in The Wrestler, but does Darren Aronofsky's movie live up... 

Porn Week

Festival: Performing Arts

Porn Week

Monday 12/22 @ Monkey Town

For the fifth year in a row, Monkey Town's appealing to the pervs, and busting the porn out of your lonely... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Monday 12/22 @ Angelika Film Center

This flick's been out for a while, but since we almost missed out on it, we thought we'd pass the gem... 

Celebrity Autobiography: In Their Own Words

Comedy

Celebrity Autobiography

Monday 12/22 @ The Triad Theater

Actor and veteran award-show writer Eugene Pack assembles a talented cast to read excerpts from B-list celebrities' autobiographies, with well-chosen passages... 

Theatre

The Cripple of Inishmaan

Monday 12/22 @ Linda Gross Theater

Billy Claven dreams of leaving Inishmaan for Hollywood when director Robert Flaherty arrives on a neighboring island to shoot his new... 

<em>Street Art, Street Life: From the 1950s to Now</em>

Art

Street Art, Street Life

Monday 12/22 @ The Bronx Museum of the Arts

Given our current love of all things wheatpaste or graffiti, the street has become an outdoor, urban gallery of sorts. Curator... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Monday 12/22 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

Marlene Dumas: <em>Measuring Your Own Grave</em>

Art

Marlene Dumas

Monday 12/22 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Working from photographic source material — both found media imagery and personal snapshots — Marlene Dumas has constructed an impressive body... 

<em>Rachel Getting Married</em>

Film

Rachel Getting Married

Monday 12/22 @ Various locations

The premise — gossipy and gorgeously spun — is irresistible: Anne Hathaway (finally palatable) has been sprung from rehab to stand... 

<em>Recycling & Resourcefulness: Quilts of the 1930s</em>

Art

Quilts of the 1930s

Monday 12/22 @ American Folk Art Museum, Lincoln Square branch

For Recycling & Resourcefulness, the American Folk Art Museum unfurls 12 quilts that were sewn together from secondhand fabrics by women... 

Mingus Mondays

Music

Mingus Mondays

Monday 12/22 @ Jazz Standard

The Mingus Big Band, one of three rotating groups that makes up this weekly celebration of the music of Charles Mingus,... 

<em>Back Back Back</em>

Theatre

Back Back Back

Monday 12/22 @ New York City Center

Though it probably wouldn't hurt, you don't need to be much of a baseball fan or know much about the sport's... 

Union Square Holiday Market

Fashion/Style: Shopping

Union Square Holiday Market

Monday 12/22 @ Union Square

Holiday shopping is often the stuff of anxiety attacks, but it doesn't have to be bankruptcy-inducing or mind-numbing, thanks to the... 

<em>The Brooklyn Block Party</em>

Art

The Brooklyn Block Party

Monday 12/22 @ Ad Hoc Art

Block parties are a classic Brooklyn fixture, but the Ad Hoc gallery puts a special twist on it: this one is... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Monday 12/22 @ Angelika Film Center

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

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Theatre

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Monday 12/22 @ Lyceum Theatre

This meta-musical about four friends trying to write a musical about four friends trying to write a musical is at once... 

Festival of Lights feat. Matisyahu

Festival: Performing Arts

Festival of Lights

Monday 12/22 @ Various locations

White Plains-based reggae artist Matisyahu is making a pretty good case for Jews and gentiles alike to ditch out on the... 

<em>NeoHooDoo: Art for a Forgotten Faith</em>

Art

NeoHooDoo

Monday 12/22 @ P.S.1 Contemporary Art Center

In 1972, the poet Ishmael Reed decreed: "Neo-HooDoo believes that every man is an artist and every artist a priest." The... 

<em>Becky Shaw </em>

Theatre

Becky Shaw

Monday 12/22 @ 2econd Stage Theatre

Becky Shaw mixes screwed-up pseudo-siblings, a lightning-fast marriage, and an awkward blind date into one fantastic screwball romance of a play.... 

Pipilotti Rist: <em>Pour Your Body Out (7354 Cubic Meters)</em>

Art

Pipilotti Rist

Monday 12/22 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Video artist Pipilotti Rist exhibits a site-specific, immersive piece commissioned by MoMA across the museum's second-floor atrium. Attendees can walk around... 

<em>Billy Elliot</em>

Theatre: Broadway

Billy Elliot

Monday 12/22 @ Imperial Theatre

The dark economic times spurred by Wall Street and the new political landscape serve as the perfect backdrop for Billy Elliot,... 

<em>A Christmas Tale</em>

Film

A Christmas Tale

Monday 12/22 @ IFC Center

In a film about that favorite of French topics — what's to be done with the family legacy (including, naturally, the... 

Monday Night Bingo

Special Event

Monday Night Bingo

Monday 12/22 @ The Bowery Poetry Club

Monday Night Bingo at Bowery Poetry Club is the furthest thing from your local church's senior night — in other words,... 

<em>Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters</em> (1985)

Film

Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters

Monday 12/22 @ Film Forum

The character and name Yukio Mishima is an evocative one, and about as multifaceted as a Buckyball. It's the glamorous nom... 

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Art

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Monday 12/22 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Design is not always pretty. Sometimes it is blunt and aggressive, especially when it is meant to deliver a clear message...