Events on Wednesday, December 24

Chanukomedy feat. Nick Kroll

Comedy

Chanukomedy

Wednesday 12/24 @ 92YTribeca

Don't hold the whole GEICO-inspired Cavemen show fiasco against Nick Kroll. The dude is hilarious, and has made a career of... 

JDub's Jewltide 6 Hanukkah Bash feat. DeLeon w/ the Shondes and Joro Boro

Music

Jewltide 6 feat. DeLeon

Wednesday 12/24 @ Southpaw

Any savvy Hanukkah celebrator will tell you that the festival of lights is actually a relatively insignificant holiday on the Jewish... 

Ongoing Events

C215: <em>Junk Store</em>

Art

C215

Wednesday 12/24 @ Ad Hoc Art

Parisian artist C215 has been peeking from the shadows on a cross-continental level, and he's ready for his first stateside solo... 

Mr.

Art

Mr.

Wednesday 12/24 @ Lehmann Maupin

In 2005, the painter known as Mr. first creeped out New York with his disproportionate bobble-head sculptures of wide-eyed, Japanese youths,... 

<em>Vicky Cristina Barcelona</em>

Film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Wednesday 12/24 @ Various locations

Some die-hard Woody Allen fans may insist the poster-child for neurotic, narcissistic New Yorkers has still got it in him, but... 

Kate Gilmore

Art

Kate Gilmore

Wednesday 12/24 @ Smith-Stewart

Whether they appear foolhardy or feminist, Kate Gilmore's masochistic video performances transfix with the same fear/fascination ratio as a ten-car pileup.... 

Porn Week

Festival: Performing Arts

Porn Week

Wednesday 12/24 @ Monkey Town

For the fifth year in a row, Monkey Town's appealing to the pervs, and busting the porn out of your lonely... 

Union Square Holiday Market

Fashion/Style: Shopping

Union Square Holiday Market

Wednesday 12/24 @ Union Square

Holiday shopping is often the stuff of anxiety attacks, but it doesn't have to be bankruptcy-inducing or mind-numbing, thanks to the... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Wednesday 12/24 @ Angelika Film Center

This flick's been out for a while, but since we almost missed out on it, we thought we'd pass the gem... 

<em>Fuerza Bruta: Look Up </em>

Theatre

Fuerza Bruta: Look Up

Wednesday 12/24 @ Daryl Roth Theatre

Avid fans of spectacular spectacle De La Guarda are rejoicing with the arrival of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up, a sort of... 

Pipilotti Rist: <em>Pour Your Body Out (7354 Cubic Meters)</em>

Art

Pipilotti Rist

Wednesday 12/24 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Video artist Pipilotti Rist exhibits a site-specific, immersive piece commissioned by MoMA across the museum's second-floor atrium. Attendees can walk around... 

Theatre

The Cripple of Inishmaan

Wednesday 12/24 @ Linda Gross Theater

Billy Claven dreams of leaving Inishmaan for Hollywood when director Robert Flaherty arrives on a neighboring island to shoot his new... 

<em>Pal Joey</em>

Theatre

Pal Joey

Wednesday 12/24 @ Studio 54

Joey Evans is a scheming-but-sweet performer who comes to Chicago with dreams of starting his own nightclub in Roundabout's revival of... 

<em>The Labyrinth Wall: From Mythology to Reality</em>

Art

The Labyrinth Wall

Wednesday 12/24 @ Exit Art

Exit Art has invited 50 artists to help lead New Yorkers through these jumbled times, with the aid of its Labyrinth... 

<em>The Wrestler</em>

Film

The Wrestler

Wednesday 12/24 @ Landmark Sunshine

There's a lot of Oscar buzz building over Mickey Rourke's performance in The Wrestler, but does Darren Aronofsky's movie live up... 

<em>Wendy and Lucy</em>

Film

Wendy and Lucy

Wednesday 12/24 @ Film Forum

Kelly Reichardt returns to Oregon — the setting of her critically acclaimed Old Joy (2006) — with Wendy and Lucy, the... 

Calder Jewelry

Art

Calder Jewelry

Wednesday 12/24 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

He may be best known for his innovative mobiles and wire sculptures, but as his current show at the Met attests,... 

<em>Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary</em>

Art

Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary

Wednesday 12/24 @ Museum of Arts and Design

To celebrate the Museum of Arts and Design's new Columbus Circle location in eco-style, 50 international artists transform mass-produced household items... 

<em>Rachel Getting Married</em>

Film

Rachel Getting Married

Wednesday 12/24 @ Various locations

The premise — gossipy and gorgeously spun — is irresistible: Anne Hathaway (finally palatable) has been sprung from rehab to stand... 

<em>The Atheist</em>

Theatre

The Atheist

Wednesday 12/24 @ Barrow Street Theater

In a thrilling, seductive performance, Campbell Scott portrays Kansas newspaperman Augustine Early, a tabloid reporter who lost his conscience long ago.... 

William Eggleston: <em>Democratic Camera: Photographs and Video, 1961-2008</em>

Art: Photography

William Eggleston

Wednesday 12/24 @ Whitney Museum of American Art

Democratic Camera — a long-overdue retrospective of work by William Eggleston — celebrates the career of an artist who's widely recognized... 

<em>Recycling & Resourcefulness: Quilts of the 1930s</em>

Art

Quilts of the 1930s

Wednesday 12/24 @ American Folk Art Museum, Lincoln Square branch

For Recycling & Resourcefulness, the American Folk Art Museum unfurls 12 quilts that were sewn together from secondhand fabrics by women... 

<em>Speed-the-Plow</em>

Theatre

Speed-the-Plow

Wednesday 12/24 @ Ethel Barrymore Theatre

Finally freed of the 1989 casting of Madonna, David Mamet's full-throttle assault on Hollywood's penchant for putting profit before product is... 

Gilbert & George

Art

Gilbert & George

Wednesday 12/24 @ Brooklyn Museum of Art

The original living artworks, Gilbert & George, come to the Brooklyn Museum in the form of more than 80 photographs. In... 

<em>Back Back Back</em>

Theatre

Back Back Back

Wednesday 12/24 @ New York City Center

Though it probably wouldn't hurt, you don't need to be much of a baseball fan or know much about the sport's... 

<em>Theater of War</em>

Film: Documentary

Theater of War

Wednesday 12/24 @ Film Forum

Let it never be said that Theater of War does not cover serious ground: the documentary is about war, the power... 

Mario Merz

Art

Mario Merz

Wednesday 12/24 @ Gladstone Gallery

In 1967, Italian critic Germano Celant organized an exhibition of young artists with diverse working practices that he termed Arte Povera... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Wednesday 12/24 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

Elizabeth Peyton: <em>Live Forever</em>

Art

Elizabeth Peyton

Wednesday 12/24 @ New Museum of Contemporary Art

Elizabeth Peyton's first stateside exhibition of paintings, watercolors, and prints is at once vast and utterly intimate. More than 100 portraits... 

<em>The Brooklyn Block Party</em>

Art

The Brooklyn Block Party

Wednesday 12/24 @ Ad Hoc Art

Block parties are a classic Brooklyn fixture, but the Ad Hoc gallery puts a special twist on it: this one is... 

Andreas Gursky

Art: Photography

Andreas Gursky

Wednesday 12/24 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

Rave culture — its primordial Dionysian spirit of oneness decried as mind-numbingly repetitive or drug-induced — has languished outside the art... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Wednesday 12/24 @ Angelika Film Center

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

<em>In the Heights</em>

Theatre

In the Heights

Wednesday 12/24 @ Richard Rodgers Theatre

There's a lot more color and zing on the Great White Way with the addition of In the Heights, an ebullient... 

<em>Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night</em>

Art

Van Gogh and the Colors of the Night

Wednesday 12/24 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

With Vincent van Gogh's The Starry Night tacked up in 98% of dorm rooms nationwide, it's hard to imagine a time... 

Festival of Lights feat. Matisyahu

Festival: Performing Arts

Festival of Lights

Wednesday 12/24 @ Various locations

White Plains-based reggae artist Matisyahu is making a pretty good case for Jews and gentiles alike to ditch out on the... 

<em>Streamers</em>

Theatre

Streamers

Wednesday 12/24 @ Laura Pels Theatre

Streamers, part of David Rabe's Vietnam trilogy, is war theatre of the most absurd. The Roundabout's chilling revival reveals that Rabe's... 

Ray Mortenson: <em>Broken Glass: Photographs of the South Bronx</em>

Art: Photography

Broken Glass

Wednesday 12/24 @ Museum of the City of New York

The South Bronx, cradle of hip-hop, was ironically an urban tomb of crumbled buildings and deserted streets during the music genre's... 

<em>The Secret of the Grain</em>

Film

The Secret of the Grain

Wednesday 12/24 @ IFC Center

That The Secret of the Grain scored big at the French box office attests not only to the (typically) impeccable taste... 

<em>The Deville's Holiday Special</em> feat. Pufferella and Ad Deville

Art

Deville's Holiday Special

Wednesday 12/24 @ Factory Fresh

This holiday season, Factory Fresh founder Ad Deville gives you a look at his own burgeoning body of work alongside that... 

<em>New York, N. Why?: Photographs by Rudy Burckhardt, 1937&ndash;1940</em>

Art: Photography

Rudy Burckhardt

Wednesday 12/24 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

While Weegee always set his aperture for shocking front-page shots, fellow émigré photographer Rudy Burckhardt captured Gotham's more quotidian spectacles. Equipped... 

Nayland Blake: <em>Behavior</em>

Art

Nayland Blake

Wednesday 12/24 @ Location One

Location One presents a survey of Nayland Blake's provocative mixed-media work, drawing from nearly every facet of Blake's 25-year career. Blake,... 

<em>Billy Elliot</em>

Theatre: Broadway

Billy Elliot

Wednesday 12/24 @ Imperial Theatre

The dark economic times spurred by Wall Street and the new political landscape serve as the perfect backdrop for Billy Elliot,... 

<em>Sleepwalk With Me</em>

Comedy

Sleepwalk With Me

Wednesday 12/24 @ The Culture Project @ 45 Bleecker

Comedian Mike Birbiglia walks a fine line between standup and theatre in his one-man off-Broadway debut Sleepwalk With Me. He tells... 

Art

Alex Grey

Wednesday 12/24 @ MicroCoSM Gallery

Alex Grey, best known for his Sacred Mirrors series of metaphysical anatomical maps, is ready to show his (ever-evolving) self-portraits in... 

<em>A Christmas Tale</em>

Film

A Christmas Tale

Wednesday 12/24 @ IFC Center

In a film about that favorite of French topics — what's to be done with the family legacy (including, naturally, the... 

<em>Blasted</em>

Theatre

Blasted

Wednesday 12/24 @ Soho Rep

It's taken 13 years for Sarah Kane's extraordinarily controversial play Blasted to make it to New York, but Soho Rep's production... 

Marlene Dumas: <em>Measuring Your Own Grave</em>

Art

Marlene Dumas

Wednesday 12/24 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Working from photographic source material — both found media imagery and personal snapshots — Marlene Dumas has constructed an impressive body... 

Essential Sturges

Film

Essential Sturges

Wednesday 12/24 @ Film Forum

Preston Sturges' career did its best St. Louis Arch imitation before the legendary writer/director shed his down-and-out bones at the Algonquin... 

<em>South Pacific</em>

Theatre

South Pacific

Wednesday 12/24 @ Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center

Lincoln Center Theater's revival of Rogers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific is one of those rare, magical experiences that makes musical theater... 

Peter Callesen: <em>Folded Thoughts</em>

Art

Peter Callesen

Wednesday 12/24 @ Perry Rubenstein Gallery

Using ephemeral, everyday sheets of paper, Danish artist Peter Callesen realizes magical 3-D sculpture installations. His first solo US show, this... 

<em>Becky Shaw </em>

Theatre

Becky Shaw

Wednesday 12/24 @ 2econd Stage Theatre

Becky Shaw mixes screwed-up pseudo-siblings, a lightning-fast marriage, and an awkward blind date into one fantastic screwball romance of a play.... 

James & Karla Murray: <em>Counter/Culture: The Disappearing Face of Brooklyn's Storefronts</em>

Art: Photography

Counter/Culture: The Disappearing Face of Brooklyn's Storefronts

Wednesday 12/24 @ Brooklyn Historical Society

From its sprawling industrial dead zones and rusty shipyards to its rolling parks and sought-after blocks of brownstones, Brooklyn wears many... 

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

City Gems

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

Wednesday 12/24 @ Wollman Rink

While it's always hard to simply shrug off those long, warm summer days and dive right into winter, the small perks... 

Pizza Walking Tour

Special Event

Pizza Walking Tour

Wednesday 12/24 @ Various locations

New York has some legendary pizza, but there's also some real crap out there; save the cash you'll waste finding the... 

<em>Religulous</em>

Film: Documentary

Religulous

Wednesday 12/24 @ Quad Cinema

In Religulous, veteran comedian and free thinker Bill Maher travels the world, visiting a Holy Land theme park in Florida, London's... 

<em>Nutcracker: Rated R</em>

Dance

Nutcracker: Rated R

Wednesday 12/24 @ Theater for the New City

Mesh corsets, hot-pink tulle, strobe lights, silent-film facial contortions, and a Sugar Plum Fairy who dispenses cocaine from her cleavage: this... 

<em>Synecdoche, New York</em>

Film

Synecdoche, New York

Wednesday 12/24 @ Landmark Sunshine

Not everyone adores the sprawling stories-within-stories that identify Charlie Kaufman's screenplays (e.g. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Being John... 

<em>Improbable Frequency</em>

Theatre

Improbable Frequency

Wednesday 12/24 @ 59E59 Theaters

Ireland's Rough Magic Theatre Company makes its US debut with Improbable Frequency, an absurd, over-the-top musical comedy about a British spy... 

Oliver Sudden & Michael Portnoy: <em>The Dudion Levers</em>

Art

The Dudion Levers

Wednesday 12/24 @ Martos Gallery

At the 1998 Grammys, "Director of Behavior" Michael Portnoy achieved as-seen-on-TV notoriety when he spazzed out beside a bewildered Bob Dylan... 

<em>Slava's Snowshow</em>

Theatre

Slava's Snowshow

Wednesday 12/24 @ Helen Hayes Theatre

Slava Polunin's style of pantomime, which he calls "Expressive Idiotism," is on display at the revived Slava's Snowshow. When he first... 

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Art

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Wednesday 12/24 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Design is not always pretty. Sometimes it is blunt and aggressive, especially when it is meant to deliver a clear message...