Events on Tuesday, February 12

<em>Annie Sprinkle's Amazing World of Orgasm</em>

Film

Annie Sprinkle's Amazing World of Orgasm

Tuesday 2/12 @ Pioneer Theater

Annie Sprinkle has been enlightening the public about sex by showing off her cervix, making her boobs dance, and starring in... 

William T. Vollmann: <em>Riding Toward Everywhere </em>

Books: Reading

William T. Vollmann

Tuesday 2/12 @ Barnes & Noble

NYC's pulse may throb to the subway beat, but that's nothing compared to the old national tradition of riding the rails.... 

Foals

Music

Foals

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Bowery Ballroom

After topping plenty of lists across the pond (including the NME Awards and "Cool List") and wowing a few crowds at... 

Ongoing Events

Slavic Soul Party!

Music: Global

Slavic Soul Party!

Tuesday 2/12 @ Barbès

While punk outfits like Devotchka and Gogol Bordello boldly appropriate traditional Eastern European music, their gypsy-inspired mosh pits lack a certain... 

Anne Collier

Art: Photography

Anne Collier

Tuesday 2/12 @ Anton Kern Gallery

It takes more than a first glance at Anne Collier's photographs to understand what you're looking at. Books, magazines, and other... 

<em>The 39 Steps</em>

Theatre

The 39 Steps 

Tuesday 2/12 @ American Airlines Theater

Throughout The 39 Steps, Patrick Barlow's quick-witted adaptation of Alfred Hitchcock's classic spy movie (originally a 1915 novel by John Buchan),... 

Theatre

Rum & Coke

Tuesday 2/12 @ June Havoc Theatre

In Carmen Peláez's one-woman show Rum & Coke, the protagonist begins a search for beauty and a forgotten Cuba after finding... 

Xu Zhen:<em> Just Did It </em>

Art

Xu Zhen

Tuesday 2/12 @ James Cohan Gallery

A masterful obfuscator of facts and images, Xu Zhen (in his artworks, at least) has waged armed assaults on China's neighboring... 

Katy Grannan: <em>Lady into Fox</em>

Art

Katy Grannan

Tuesday 2/12 @ Salon 94 Freemans

Katy Grannan's series Lady into Fox at Salon 94 Freemans depicts a pair of middle-aged transsexuals, Gail and Dale, living their... 

Irving Penn: <em>Close Encounters: Portraits of Artists and Writers</em>

Art: Photography

Irving Penn

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Morgan Library

Although photographer Irving Penn has worked in a variety of styles (including fashion spreads and early forays into painting), he is... 

<em>The (Self) Promotion Show</em>

Art

The (Self) Promotion Show

Tuesday 2/12 @ Apex Art

Apex Art blurs the boundary between art and advertising in The (Self) Promotion Show. The 19 publicly submitted commercials on view... 

132nd Annual Westminster Kennel Dog Show

Special Event

Westminster Kennel Dog Show

Tuesday 2/12 @ Madison Square Garden

We humans don't like to acknowledge that domesticated dogs are mostly abominations of nature, selectively bred for ridiculous features like wrinkly... 

AA Bronson

Art

AA Bronson

Tuesday 2/12 @ John Connelly Presents

Godfather to queer artists everywhere, AA Bronson has made all varieties of artworks during his decades-long practice, focusing on a poetic... 

Envisioning Russia: A Century of Filmmaking

Film

Envisioning Russia

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Film Society of Lincoln Center

Few Americans really grasp the breadth of Russian film in existence: we tend to treat film imports from that country as... 

<em>Adding Machine</em>

Theatre

Adding Machine

Tuesday 2/12 @ Minetta Lane Theatre

After 25 years of tedious number crunching, Mr. Zero finds out that he is being replaced by an adding machine. Driven... 

Mark Bradford: <em>Nobody Jones</em>

Art

Mark Bradford

Tuesday 2/12 @ Sikkema Jenkins & Co.

Mark Bradford scours LA, collecting the billboard advertisements that make up his massive paper collages. Bradford layers the posters on top... 

<em>Hunting and Gathering</em>

Theatre

Hunting and Gathering

Tuesday 2/12 @ 59E59 Theaters

Hunting and Gathering's simple, sweet appeal lies in its hyper-real portrait of young NYC. Ruth is a thirtysomething who keeps her... 

Carrie Mae Weems: <em>A Survey</em>

Art: Photography

Carrie Mae Weems

Tuesday 2/12 @ Jack Shainman Gallery

  African American photographer Carrie Mae Weems marks her return to New York with a mini-retrospective at Chelsea's... 

Donelle Woolford

Art

Donelle Woolford

Tuesday 2/12 @ Wallspace

Donelle Woolford is a young African-American artist, currently living and working in Harlem, who fashions handsome, cubist-inspired assemblages from lumber scraps.... 

Lee Friedlander: <em>A Ramble in Olmsted Parks</em>

Art

Lee Friedlander

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Lee Friedlander made his name wandering across the US in the '50s and '60s, taking pictures of motel television sets, shop... 

Robert Mapplethorpe: <em>Certain People</em>

Art: Photography

Robert Mapplethorpe

Tuesday 2/12 @ Sean Kelly Gallery

Famous for his sensual photographs of flowers and notorious for his S&M images, Robert Mapplethorpe also took excellent portraits. Sean Kelly... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Tuesday 2/12 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

Afrika Bambaataa

Music: DJ

Afrika Bambaataa

Tuesday 2/12 @ APT

Legendary godfather of the block party, pioneer of electro-funk, and originator of the Universal Zulu Nation, Afrika Bambaataa lends his guidance... 

Luis Gispert: <em>El Mundo Es Tuyo (the world is yours)</em>

Art

Luis Gispert

Tuesday 2/12 @ Zach Feuer Gallery

Miami-born artist Luis Gispert takes over West 24th Street with works in film, sculpture, and photography. At Zach Feuer, the artist... 

<em>Archive Fever: Uses of the Document in Contemporary Art </em>

Art: Photography

Archive Fever

Tuesday 2/12 @ International Center of Photography

Exploring identity and memory through archived imagery, curator Okwui Enwezor has collected over 20 artists to explore the often formal institution... 

<i>August: Osage County</i>

Theatre

August: Osage County

Tuesday 2/12 @ Imperial Theatre

Set in present-day Oklahoma, Tracy Letts' August: Osage County has a bad case of "the plains," as... 

Hans Haacke

Art

Hans Haacke

Tuesday 2/12 @ Paula Cooper Gallery

The venerable Paula Cooper hosts a miniretrospective of Hans Haacke. Haacke was an early practitioner of "institutional critique," an offshoot of... 

<em>Paradise Park</em>

Theatre

Paradise Park

Tuesday 2/12 @ Signature Theatre

Charles Mee's work might not be terribly straightforward, but his collage-like storytelling should suit the multitasking, ADD-prone masses. Paradise Park, the... 

<em>Pricked: Extreme Embroidery</em>

Art

Extreme Embroidery

Tuesday 2/12 @ Museum of Art and Design

Following the success of its Radical Lace & Subversive Knitting exhibition, the Museum of Arts and Design again draws glares from... 

<em>New Prints: Winter 2008</em>

Art

New Prints: Winter 2008

Tuesday 2/12 @ International Print Center New York

Elevating fine-art printing beyond the standard three-color poster, the International Print Center's new-season highlights include rodent-infested Victorian wallpaper, silhouettes of million-dollar... 

<em>Poussin and Nature: Arcadian Visions</em>

Art

Poussin and Nature: Arcadian Visions

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

France's first superstar painter, Nicolas Poussin trained in Rome during the baroque era, at the height of Italy's artistic dominance. His... 

Dan Perjovschi: <em>You Remember My Pin?</em>

Art

Dan Perjovschi

Tuesday 2/12 @ Lombard-Freid Gallery

Dan Perjovschi recently took over one of MoMA's massive interior-courtyard walls. Working on a mechanical lift during open hours, the Romanian... 

<em>Fabrik: The Legend of M. Rabinowitz</em>

Theatre

Fabrik: The Legend of M. Rabinowitz

Tuesday 2/12 @ Urban Stages Theatre

Through its cast of expressive marionettes (and their fine-tailored manipulators), Fabrik: The Legend of M. Rabinowitz tells the story of Moritz,... 

Blue Coyote Theater Group: <em>Happy Endings</em>

Theatre

Happy Endings

Tuesday 2/12 @ Access Theater

In a revolt against love-story banality, Blue Coyote Theater Group commissioned nine playwrights to write shorts based on the lives of... 

Shirin Neshat

Art

Shirin Neshat

Tuesday 2/12 @ Gladstone Gallery

Iran-born, US-educated photographer Shirin Neshat takes stirring, subversive pictures of Muslim women, forcefully engaging the troubling boundaries that separate men and... 

<em>Grace</em>

Theatre

Grace

Tuesday 2/12 @ Lucille Lortel Theatre

Playwright Mick Gordon calls his plays "theatre essays" because they analyze a specific subject in hand, while portraying the lives of... 

Dawoud Bey: <em>Class Pictures</em>

Art: Photography

Dawoud Bey

Tuesday 2/12 @ Aperture Gallery

Chicago-based photographer Dawoud Bey's series Class Pictures depicts teenagers from a high school on Chicago's South Side, a New England prep... 

Michael Bell-Smith: <em>Bouncing Lights Forever</em>

Art

Michael Bell-Smith

Tuesday 2/12 @ Foxy Production

Even with all the new technology available, the grand arc of Western art continue to hold sway over young artists. Michael... 

Tara Donovan

Art

Tara Donovan

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Bringing new meaning to the term "pack rat," sculptor Tara Donovan accumulates everyday objects such as Styrofoam cups and drinking straws... 

Nayland Blake: <em>What the Whiskey Said, What the Sun Is Saying </em>

Art

Nayland Blake

Tuesday 2/12 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

For many years, Nayland Blake's surrogate was a big white bunny that showed up in his drawings and sculptures. But in... 

Jasper Johns: <em>Drawings 1997-2007</em>

Art

Jasper Johns

Tuesday 2/12 @ Matthew Marks Gallery

While the Met hosts a survey of Jasper Johns' gray-hued works, Matthew Marks shows 40 of the artist's drawings from the... 

Santiago Cucullu: <em>CriKCity &amp; The Walls That Scour Us</em>

Art

Santiago Cucullu

Tuesday 2/12 @ Perry Rubenstein Gallery

Argentinean artist Santiago Cucullu's chaotic cut-out vinyl works dominate gallery walls and museum hallways wherever they're shown. At one of Perry... 

<em>The Silence Before Bach</em>

Film

The Silence Before Bach

Tuesday 2/12 @ Film Forum

A guide, fully decked-out as Bach, leads tours of Leipzig. Two truck drivers bang out a melody. A subway car rings... 

<em>Apt 3A</em>

Theatre

Apt 3A

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Beckett Theatre at Theatre Row

In this tale of love, God, and the sex lives of polar bears, writer Jeff Daniels (yes, that Jeff Daniels) brings... 

<em>Atsuko Tanaka and Akira Kanayama</em>

Art

Atsuko Tanaka and Akira Kanayama

Tuesday 2/12 @ Paula Cooper Gallery

Two of Japan's best-known artists, Atsuko Tanaka and Akira Kanayama, passed away in recent years. Original members of the Osaka-based avant-garde... 

<em>The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower</em>

Theatre

The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island

Tuesday 2/12 @ Vineyard Theatre

Ben Katchor's epic indie-rock musical The Slug Bearers of Kayrol Island, or, The Friends of Dr. Rushower returns, upgrading to the... 

<em>The Art of Marvin Franklin</em>

Art

Marvin Franklin

Tuesday 2/12 @ New York Transit Museum

Marvin Franklin spent more than two decades of his life working as a night-shift track inspector for the MTA. This may... 

Amanda Ross-Ho &amp; Kirsten Stoltmann: <em>Vaginal Rejuvenation</em>

Art

Amanda Ross-Ho & Kirsten Stoltmann

Tuesday 2/12 @ Guild & Greyshkul

Friends and LA-studio neighbors Amanda Ross-Ho and Kirsten Stoltmann team up for this collaborative exhibition at Guild & Greyshkul. Both artists... 

Jasper Johns: <em>Gray</em>

Art

Jasper Johns

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

In Jasper Johns' Gray, the Met culls a rigorous collection of work from the mid-'50s to the present. Johns, a pop... 

Francis Alÿs: <i>Fabiola</i>

Art

Francis Alÿs

Tuesday 2/12 @ Hispanic Society of America

While Dia searches for a new home, the arts org has teamed up with Washington Heights' Hispanic Society on a three-year... 

<I>blog.mode: addressing fashion</I>

Special Event

blog.mode

Tuesday 2/12 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Fashion is a relative newcomer to the reputable Metropolitan, but now the Upper East Side institution is stepping into the fracas...