Events on Wednesday, July 16

Michael Ian Black: <em>My Custom Van (And 46 Other Mind-Blowing Essays That Will Blow Your Mind All Over Your Face) </em>

Books: Reading

Michael Ian Black

Wednesday 7/16 @ Bryant Park

Michael Ian Black, comedian and self-proclaimed cable-television "fundit," can now add author to his list of credits. Today, as part of... 

Yaz

Music

Yaz

Wednesday 7/16 @ Terminal 5

As a songwriter, Vince Clarke was the driving force behind Depeche Mode's early seminal singles and would later write ebullient camp... 

Who Really Chooses the President?: Profiles in Backroom Power

Special Event

Who Really Chooses the President?

Wednesday 7/16 @ Museum of the City of New York

Even the most altruistic among us has a nagging cynic in back of his head, reminding him that power brokers, lobbyists,... 

Jay Brannan w/ Chris Pureka

Music

Jay Brannan

Wednesday 7/16 @ Highline Ballroom

The appeal of folkie Jay Brannan's brazen, over-the-top emoting is somewhat inexplicable, because despite the slick packaging, the singer's unapologetic embrace... 

<em> Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans</em> (1927) with 3epkano

Film

Sunrise: A Song of Two Humans

Wednesday 7/16 @ BAM

Although F.W. Murnau's moody silent-film masterpiece Sunrise received multiple Academy Awards, it was released only days before the opening of Warner... 

Brotherhood of Brass: Boban i Marko Markovic Orkestar w/ Frank London's Klezmer Brass All Stars

Music: Global

Boban i Marko Markovic Orkestar

Wednesday 7/16 @ Drom

The alternately frenzied and melancholic gypsy brass music of the Balkans has become increasingly popular in the past few years, influencing... 

Ongoing Events

<em>Constraction </em>

Art

Constraction

Wednesday 7/16 @ Deitch Projects

Steel your stomach for a dose of kinetic op-art before entering Constraction, an exhibition devoted to new modernist technique. Tauba Auerbach's... 

<em>Louise Bourgeois</em>

Art

Louise Bourgeois

Wednesday 7/16 @ Guggenheim Museum

After persevering through relative obscurity during the first half of her career, artist Louise Bourgeois has been at the forefront of... 

<em>Eight Miles High</em>

Film

Eight Miles High

Wednesday 7/16 @ Cinema Village

German model/actress Uschi Obermaier could have been dismissed as a classic '60s groupie — sleeping her way through a variety of... 

<em>Artist as Publisher</em>

Art

Artist as Publisher

Wednesday 7/16 @ Center for Book Arts

In response to art-world elitism, or simply for lack of a better option, many young, independently minded artists have taken to... 

<em>Eminent Domain: Contemporary Photography and the City</em>

Art: Photography

Eminent Domain

Wednesday 7/16 @ LIVE from the NYPL

When, in 2007, the New York City government considered requiring permits to photograph in public, officials were met with cries of... 

Olafur Eliasson: <em>The New York City Waterfalls</em>

City Gems

Olafur Eliasson: Waterfalls

Wednesday 7/16 @ Various locations in the East River

Known for his stunning meteorological installations at the Tate Modern and, more recently, MoMA and P.S.1, Danish-born artist Olafur Eliasson returns... 

<em>Neal Medlyn's Unpronounceable Symbol</em>

Theatre

Neal Medlyn

Wednesday 7/16 @ P.S. 122

In Neal Medlyn's fourth musical parody, an off-kilter androgynous romp arranged by Obie-winner Kenny Mellman, the performer channels the artist formerly... 

Bernd and Hilla Becher: <em>Landscape/Typology</em>

Art

Bernd and Hilla Becher

Wednesday 7/16 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

From the 1950s on, Bernd and Hilla Becher traversed the United States and Europe photographing silos, factories, mills, processing plants, and... 

<em>The Fall</em>

Film

The Fall

Wednesday 7/16 @ Landmark Sunshine

In The Fall, a paralyzed Hollywood stuntman convalesces in a hospital where a young Romanian girl heals from a broken collarbone.... 

Ice Factory 2008

Theatre

Ice Factory

Wednesday 7/16 @ Ohio Theatre

Amid the summer heat and the flurry of theatre festivals, Soho Think Tank's Ice Factory is a standout. Seven new performance... 

Christian Vincent: <em>Runyon Canyon</em>

Art

Christian Vincent

Wednesday 7/16 @ Mike Weiss Gallery

  The realist vignettes of Christian Vincent's Runyon Canyon are akin to the character sketches in Spoon River Anthology — they... 

<em>Beauty in Trouble</em>

Film

Beauty in Trouble

Wednesday 7/16 @ Angelika Film Center

Young mother Marcela has never had much going for her. She got pregnant young and ran away from her tyrant stepfather,... 

<em>Boeing Boeing </em>

Theatre

Boeing Boeing

Wednesday 7/16 @ Longacre Theatre

It takes an exceptional director and a brilliant cast to transform a frivolous film with an old-fashioned plot into a satisfying... 

<em>If Love Could Have Saved You, You Would Have Lived Forever</em>

Art

If Love Could Have Saved You, You Would Have Lived Forever

Wednesday 7/16 @ Bellwether Gallery

So summer isn't the ideal time for reflecting on death, but in Chelsea, it is the season for thematic group shows.... 

Hot!: The NYC Celebration of Queer Culture

Performing Arts

Hot!

Wednesday 7/16 @ Dixon Place

Now in its 17th year, Hot! is a summer-long exploration of queer issues through the performing arts, including dance, theatre, burlesque,... 

<em>The World's Smallest Art Fair</em>

Art

The World's Smallest Art Fair

Wednesday 7/16 @ Anna Kustera Gallery

When art imitates art fairs, the layers of irony are just too rich. Anna Kustera has converted her spacious gallery into... 

<em>Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy</em>

Fashion/Style

Superheroes

Wednesday 7/16 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

In association with Giorgio Armani and Vogue's Anna Wintour, curator Harold Koda of the Costume Institute investigates the distinction between costume... 

<em>Fuerza Bruta: Look Up </em>

Theatre

Fuerza Bruta: Look Up

Wednesday 7/16 @ Daryl Roth Theatre

Avid fans of spectacular spectacle De La Guarda are rejoicing with the arrival of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up, a sort of... 

Sol LeWitt at Storm King

Getaways

Sol LeWitt

Wednesday 7/16 @ Storm King Art Center

In the laboratory of conceptual art, Sol LeWitt is the mad scientist. Engineered from instructions, his hard-lined geometric sculptures are austere,... 

Chris Burden: <em>What My Dad Gave Me</em>

Art

What My Dad Gave Me

Wednesday 7/16 @ Rockefeller Center

In 1912, as the Woolworth Building was under construction in New York City, Olympic gold medalist A.C. Gilbert invented the Erector... 

Pilobolus

Dance

Pilobolus

Wednesday 7/16 @ The Joyce Theater

It wouldn't be a sultry summer in the city without Pilobolus emoting some high heat from the Joyce stage. The much-anticipated... 

<em>I Won't Grow Up</em>

Art

I Won't Grow Up

Wednesday 7/16 @ Cheim & Read

The solidly enjoyable summer show I Won't Grow Up presents on-the-radar artists at their most childlike. Mark Fox's video Nutzilla catches... 

<em>Savage Grace </em>

Film

Savage Grace

Wednesday 7/16 @ IFC Center

Biopics are a tough lot. If they follow the arc of their subjects' lives too accurately, they drag, as real life... 

<em>South Pacific</em>

Theatre

South Pacific

Wednesday 7/16 @ Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center

Lincoln Center Theater's revival of Rogers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific is one of those rare, magical experiences that makes musical theater... 

<em>JACK*%SS</em>

Art

JACK*%SS

Wednesday 7/16 @ Susan Inglett Gallery

When bug-eyed boys mace each other on MTV, they're jackasses, but when Chris Burden's studio assistant shoots him in the arm,... 

<em>My Winnipeg</em>

Film

My Winnipeg

Wednesday 7/16 @ IFC Center

In My Winnipeg, Guy Maddin fashions both a valentine and a Dear John letter to his hometown, in a hypnagogic blur... 

Os Gemeos: <em>Too Far Too Close</em>

Art

Os Gemeos

Wednesday 7/16 @ Deitch Projects

Os Gemeos (the Twins) turn the walls of the world into sprawling krylon villages, incorporating whimsical imagery from their native São... 

<em>Painting Now & Forever Part II </em>

Art

Painting Now & Forever Part II

Wednesday 7/16 @ Greene Naftali

A return to good old-fashioned painting, this 42-artist group exhibition is a welcome respite from the predictable deluge of overly conceptual... 

<em>Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired</em>

Film: Documentary

Roman Polanski: Wanted and Desired

Wednesday 7/16 @ Quad Cinema

Roman Polanski may be best known in some circles as the director of such classics as Rosemary's Baby (1968) and Chinatown... 

<em>The Main Event</em>

Art

The Main Event

Wednesday 7/16 @ Schroeder Romero Gallery

Heeding George Orwell's declaration that sport "is war minus the shooting," the curators of The Main Event explore how love, death,... 

J.M.W. Turner

Art

J.M.W. Turner

Wednesday 7/16 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Featuring powerful works such as 1794's Tintern Abbey and 1835's The Burning of the Houses of Lords and Commons, the Metropolitan... 

<em>Stitching</em>

Theatre

Stitching

Wednesday 7/16 @ Wild Project

On the verge of a messy breakup, Abby finds herself pregnant. She and her boyfriend Stu proceed to hash out the... 

<em>Darger</em>ism<em>: Contemporary Artists and Henry Darger</em>

Art

Contemporary Artists and Henry Darger

Wednesday 7/16 @ American Folk Art Museum

The American Folk Art Museum is home to the world's largest collection of work by Henry Darger, the Chicago recluse and... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Wednesday 7/16 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

<em>Jump</em>

Theatre

Jump

Wednesday 7/16 @ Union Square Theatre

After achieving worldwide success, Korean phenomenon Jump has landed at Union Square — and it's easy to see what makes its... 

Zhang Huan: <em>Blessings</em>

Art

Zhang Huan

Wednesday 7/16 @ PaceWildenstein

For Zhang Huan and his Chinese art-boom contemporaries, coming from rigid, egalitarian China to its antithesis — the ego- and market-centric... 

<em>When Did You Last See Your Father?</em>

Film

When Did You Last See Your Father?

Wednesday 7/16 @ Angelika Film Center

Adapted from writer Blake Morrison's 1993 memoir about his bullying father's death from cancer, When Did You Last See Your Father?... 

<i>August: Osage County</i>

Theatre

August: Osage County

Wednesday 7/16 @ Imperial Theatre

Set in present-day Oklahoma, Tracy Letts' August: Osage County has a bad case of "the plains," as... 

Tetsumi Kudo

Art

Tetsumi Kudo

Wednesday 7/16 @ Andrea Rosen Gallery

The first US gallery exhibition of Tetsumi Kudo's bright but morbid sculptures introduces American audiences to one of contemporary art's lesser-known... 

<em>Tell No One</em>

Film

Tell No One

Wednesday 7/16 @ Various locations

Herein lies living proof that the French can spin a gorgeous existentialist drama in any genre. Pediatrician Alex (Francois Cluzet) has... 

Paul Fusco: <em>RFK Funeral Train Rediscovered</em>

Art: Photography

RFK Funeral Train Rediscovered

Wednesday 7/16 @ Danziger Projects

During his nearly 15-year tenure at Look magazine, Paul Fusco developed an acute eye for human pathos. He documented the hard-up... 

<em>Heavy Light: Recent Photography and Video from Japan </em>

Art: Photography

Recent Photography and Video from Japan

Wednesday 7/16 @ International Center of Photography

Heavy Light: Recent Photography and Video from Japan features 13 contemporary Japanese artists whose funny, evocative, and startling images penetrate Japanese... 

<em>In the Heights</em>

Theatre

In the Heights

Wednesday 7/16 @ Richard Rodgers Theatre

There's a lot more color and zing on the Great White Way with the addition of In the Heights, an ebullient... 

<em>Click! A Crowd-Curated Exhibition </em>

Art: Photography

Click!

Wednesday 7/16 @ Brooklyn Museum of Art

Photography has always been both celebrated and suspect for its popularity with so-called amateurs. The rise of do-it-yourself shutterbugs has given... 

<em>Twelve Ophelias</em>

Theatre

Twelve Ophelias

Wednesday 7/16 @ McCarren Park Pool

Twelve Ophelias picks up where Hamlet left off: Ophelia re-emerges from the water after her suicidal drowning and sets off to... 

Ricky Gervais

Comedy

Ricky Gervais

Wednesday 7/16 @ WaMu Theater at MSG

It's true that comedy doesn't always survive its trips overseas (Coupling, anyone?), but before Steve Carell stepped into the awkward 'n... 

<em>Dal&iacute;: Painting and Film</em>

Art

Dalí: Painting and Film

Wednesday 7/16 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Comprising more than 130 works by Spanish surrealist Salvador Dalí, Painting and Film explores the artist's passionate relationship with cinema. For... 

<em>Sangre de Mi Sangre</em>

Film

Sangre de Mi Sangre

Wednesday 7/16 @ IFC Center

New York has always been a magnet for black sheep, a makeshift family for people who don't have family of their... 

The Science Barge

Special Event

The Science Barge

Wednesday 7/16 @ Riverside Park South

Take a 45-minute guided tour of the city's only functioning, large-scale sustainable farm: the Science Barge boasts a vegetable garden grown... 

Francisco de Goya: <em>Los Desastres de la Guerra</em>

Art

Francisco de Goya

Wednesday 7/16 @ Peter Blum Gallery Soho

Just before producing his modern masterpieces, dubbed the Black Paintings, Goya vented his disgust with the human animal in a series... 

<em>The Wackness </em>

Film

The Wackness

Wednesday 7/16 @ Various locations

The Wackness is the sort of movie whose most redeeming qualities are least likely to be advertised in its trailers. About... 

<em>From Another Shore: Recent Icelandic Art</em>

Art

Recent Icelandic Art

Wednesday 7/16 @ Scandinavia House

Beyond Vikings, black metal, and squealing, elvish pop stars, Iceland has a rich cultural terrain that Americans are slowly exploring. Scandinavia... 

<em>Crop Rotation </em>

Art

Crop Rotation

Wednesday 7/16 @ Marianne Boesky Gallery

Reduce. Reuse. Remediate. The thoughtful and invigorating Crop Rotation brings together work by artists who each do their part to minimize... 

<em>The Exiles (</em>1961)<em> </em>

Film

The Exiles

Wednesday 7/16 @ IFC Center

Originally released to much ballyhoo at the 1961 Venice Film Festival, The Exiles has sunk into an undeserved oblivion over the... 

<em>Unreal City</em>

Art

Unreal City

Wednesday 7/16 @ Gallery Satori

With the UN forecasting that 50% of the world's population will reside in mega-cities by 2050, Gallery Satori's inaugural exhibition, Unreal... 

<em>Jeff Koons on the Roof</em>

Art

Jeff Koons on the Roof

Wednesday 7/16 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

It's difficult to reconcile the Jeff Koons of topiary puppies, pool floaties, ornamental hearts, and oversized choo-choo trains with the man... 

<em>Adding Machine</em>

Theatre

Adding Machine

Wednesday 7/16 @ Minetta Lane Theatre

After 25 years of tedious number crunching, Mr. Zero finds out that he is being replaced by an adding machine. Driven... 

<i>Multiplex: Directions in Art, 1970 to Now</i>

Art

Multiplex: Directions in Art, 1970 to Now

Wednesday 7/16 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

MoMA's permanent collection gobbles up so many artworks that many aren't ever seen again, which is why Multiplex: Directions in Art,... 

Dance

Dance Out!

Wednesday 7/16 @ Parks throughout NYC

The Joyce Theater teams up with City Parks Foundation for the Dance Out! festival, as the city's green space provides rich... 

<em>The Be(a)st of Taylor Mac</em> and <em>The Young Ladies of...</em>

Performing Arts

Taylor Mac

Wednesday 7/16 @ HERE Arts Center

As a drag performer, playwright, songwriter, and director, Taylor Mac wears many hats (and dresses). This month, the downtown legend takes... 

Richard Ross: <em>Architecture of Authority</em>

Art: Photography

Architecture of Authority

Wednesday 7/16 @ Aperture Gallery

In support of the Architecture of Authority exhibition's accompanying book, photographer Richard Ross takes a Foucauldian look at institutional spaces. Ross... 

<em>Stuck</em>

Film

Stuck

Wednesday 7/16 @ Angelika Film Center

Stuck is inspired by one of those too-freakish-to-be-believed, real-life events that normally wends its way into a Law and Order episode... 

<em>Passing Strange</em>

Theatre

Passing Strange

Wednesday 7/16 @ The Belasco Theatre

The loose autobiography-in-song of one Mark Stewart (aka Stew), Passing Strange tells the story of a restless Youth (the excellent Daniel... 

Bill Owens

Art: Photography

Bill Owens

Wednesday 7/16 @ James Cohan Gallery

Famous for his eviscerating depiction of middle-class suburbia, photographer Bill Owens ventures out into America's proverbial backyard. Owens tours the churches,... 

<em>Encounters at the End of the World</em>

Film: Documentary

Encounters at the End of the World

Wednesday 7/16 @ Film Forum

In many ways, Encounters at the End of the World is the ultimate Werner Herzog documentary. Set in Antarctica, it (blessedly)...