Monday Night Bingo at Bowery Poetry Club is the furthest thing from your local church's senior night — in other words, instead of dentures and knitting needles, you get cheap booze, sex jokes, drag queens, and fart machines. Happy hour starts at 7pm, so you can get liquored up before filling your cards with little wooden pucks. Hosts Mr. Murray Hill and drag queen Linda Simpson keep things lively, and prizes range from the silly to the practical to the ultimate: cold, hard cash.