Events on Thursday, August 28

Rocks Off presents the Slackers

Music

The Slackers

Thursday 8/28 @ World Yacht Marina

As other third-wave ska bands became mired in cheesy antics and pop-punk's immature aggression, NYC outfit the Slackers have militantly retained... 

<em>The Shining </em>(1980)

Film

The Shining

Thursday 8/28 @ Brooklyn Bridge Park

The Shining opens with cinematographer John Alcott's eerie, beautiful aerial shots of Colorado's empty byways — it's a gorgeous, unsettling scene-setter... 

Xiu Xiu w/ Carla Bozulich's Evangelista, Prurient, and Common Ider, King Ider

Music: Experimental

Xiu Xiu

Thursday 8/28 @ The Bowery Ballroom

Xiu Xiu aren't afraid to express the inexpressible (even if it sometimes leads to a serious case of TMI). Mastermind Jamie... 

&Eacute;t&eacute; D'Amour FluoKids Night feat. Alan Braxe w/ Pharrell and 33Hz

Music: DJ

Été D'Amour FluoKids Night

Thursday 8/28 @ Santos Party House

The term "blog house" may have semantic limitations, failing to encompass the breadth of music-makers it purports to include, but it... 

Get Him Eat Him w/ Charles Bissell and the Capstan Shafts

Music

The Capstan Shafts

Thursday 8/28 @ Knitting Factory Brooklyn

Evoking lo-fi legends like Sebadoh, Guided by Voices, and Apples in Stereo, Dean Wells (aka the Capstan Shafts) is a stunningly... 

Ongoing Events

Theatre

Lady

Thursday 8/28 @ Rattlestick Playwrights Theater

Theatrical parables about our nation's state of affairs aren't uncommon, but few draw as many subtle parallels as Lady. In the... 

<em>Home Delivery: Fabricating the Modern Dwelling</em>

Art

Home Delivery

Thursday 8/28 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Prefab living typically calls to mind nightmarish suburban communities with impossibly pastoral names like "Autumnal Spring." But MoMA's Chief Curator of... 

<em>American Teen</em>

Film: Documentary

American Teen

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

The tired teen-movie genre is re-envisioned by Nanette Burstein in her documentary American Teen, which depicts the experiences of five high-school... 

<em>Boeing Boeing </em>

Theatre

Boeing Boeing

Thursday 8/28 @ Longacre Theatre

It takes an exceptional director and a brilliant cast to transform a frivolous film with an old-fashioned plot into a satisfying... 

<em>Jeff Koons on the Roof</em>

Art

Jeff Koons on the Roof

Thursday 8/28 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

It's difficult to reconcile the Jeff Koons of topiary puppies, pool floaties, ornamental hearts, and oversized choo-choo trains with the man... 

<i>August: Osage County</i>

Theatre

August: Osage County

Thursday 8/28 @ Imperial Theatre

Set in present-day Oklahoma, Tracy Letts' August: Osage County has a bad case of "the plains," as... 

<em>Tell No One</em>

Film

Tell No One

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

Herein lies living proof that the French can spin a gorgeous existentialist drama in any genre. Pediatrician Alex (Francois Cluzet) has... 

<em>After Nature</em>

Art

After Nature

Thursday 8/28 @ New Museum of Contemporary Art

The After Nature exhibition evokes a nightmare/fantasy of humankind's impending self-destruction and its aftermath. Sculptor Maurizio Cattelan imagines a horse's deadly... 

<em>Sixty Six</em>

Film

Sixty Six

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

It's the summer of '66 and all of England is agog about the World Cup. That is, all except for 12-year-old,... 

Deprogram

Music: DJ

Deprogram

Thursday 8/28 @ Love

Chris Alker and Sushi Steve, responsible for the Lower East Side's weekly Stereo-Type parties, DJ and host this new monthly jam... 

Sol LeWitt at Storm King

Getaways

Sol LeWitt

Thursday 8/28 @ Storm King Art Center

In the laboratory of conceptual art, Sol LeWitt is the mad scientist. Engineered from instructions, his hard-lined geometric sculptures are austere,... 

<em>Traitor</em>

Film

Traitor

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

Traitor is really two films in one. The first, a spinning, white-knuckled thriller about an FBI investigator (Guy Pearce) pursuing terrorist... 

<em>In the Heights</em>

Theatre

In the Heights

Thursday 8/28 @ Richard Rodgers Theatre

There's a lot more color and zing on the Great White Way with the addition of In the Heights, an ebullient... 

Phoebe Washburn: <em>Tickle the Shitstem</em>

Art

Tickle the Shitstem

Thursday 8/28 @ Zach Feuer Gallery

Phoebe Washburn's installation for the 2008 Whitney Biennial was a Gatorade-fueled nursery of raw two-by-fours. Its title — While Enhancing a... 

Le Jean De, Respect Is Burning, and Made Event present &Eacute;t&eacute; d'Amour

Music: DJ

Été d'Amour

Thursday 8/28 @ Santos Party House

Respect, the newest entry in the deluge of summer parties, was originally founded in Paris by three Frenchmen who booked everyone... 

Olafur Eliasson: <em>The New York City Waterfalls</em>

City Gems

Olafur Eliasson: Waterfalls

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations in the East River

Known for his stunning meteorological installations at the Tate Modern and, more recently, MoMA and P.S.1, Danish-born artist Olafur Eliasson returns... 

The Science Barge

Special Event

The Science Barge

Thursday 8/28 @ Riverside Park South

Take a 45-minute guided tour of the city's only functioning, large-scale sustainable farm: the Science Barge boasts a vegetable garden grown... 

Hot!: The NYC Celebration of Queer Culture

Performing Arts

Hot!

Thursday 8/28 @ Dixon Place

Now in its 17th year, Hot! is a summer-long exploration of queer issues through the performing arts, including dance, theatre, burlesque,... 

Kehinde Wiley: <em>The World Stage: Africa, Lagos ~ Dakar</em>

Art

Kehinde Wiley

Thursday 8/28 @ Studio Museum in Harlem

Borrowing the poise and posture once reserved for 18th-century royalty, Kehinde Wiley's portraits feature young, African-American men — from anonymous neighborhood... 

<em>Fela!</em>

Theatre

Fela!

Thursday 8/28 @ 37 Arts

Choreographer Bill T. Jones' directorial foray into the life of Afrobeat legend and political activist Fela Kuti hits all the right... 

Shakespeare in the Park presents <em>Hair: The American Tribal Love-Rock Musical</em>

Theatre

Hair

Thursday 8/28 @ Delacorte Theater

As you sing Hair's infectious songs on your way out of Central Park, you'll encounter other ecstatic fans. Impromptu dance sessions... 

<em>Dal&iacute;: Painting and Film</em>

Art

Dalí: Painting and Film

Thursday 8/28 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Comprising more than 130 works by Spanish surrealist Salvador Dalí, Painting and Film explores the artist's passionate relationship with cinema. For... 

<em>Elegy</em>

Film

Elegy

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

Elegy is what happens when a female Spanish director (Isabel Coixet, My Life Without Me) adapts, of all things, a Philip... 

<em>Adding Machine</em>

Theatre

Adding Machine

Thursday 8/28 @ Minetta Lane Theatre

After 25 years of tedious number crunching, Mr. Zero finds out that he is being replaced by an adding machine. Driven... 

<em>Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy</em>

Fashion/Style

Superheroes

Thursday 8/28 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

In association with Giorgio Armani and Vogue's Anna Wintour, curator Harold Koda of the Costume Institute investigates the distinction between costume... 

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Theatre

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Thursday 8/28 @ Lyceum Theatre

This meta-musical about four friends trying to write a musical about four friends trying to write a musical is at once... 

<em>The Wackness </em>

Film

The Wackness

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

The Wackness is the sort of movie whose most redeeming qualities are least likely to be advertised in its trailers. About... 

<em>Richard Serra: Thinking on Your Feet </em>(2005)<em>
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Film: Documentary

Richard Serra: Thinking on Your Feet

Thursday 8/28 @ Film Forum

American minimalist sculptor Richard Serra gets the documentary treatment in Maria Anna Tappeiner's film Richard Serra: Thinking on Your Feet. Serra... 

<em>Baghead</em>

Film

Baghead

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

Directed and written by mumblecore hotshots (if such a concept isn't a total oxymoron) the Duplass Brothers, Baghead is a meta-movie... 

<em>Artist as Publisher</em>

Art

Artist as Publisher

Thursday 8/28 @ Center for Book Arts

In response to art-world elitism, or simply for lack of a better option, many young, independently minded artists have taken to... 

Max Beckmann: <em>Self-Portrait with Horn</em>

Art

Max Beckmann

Thursday 8/28 @ Neue Galerie

With his wooden figures and unsettling portraits of Weimar Germany's luxuriant high society, Max Beckmann classified his own work as a... 

<em>Trouble the Water</em>

Film: Documentary

Trouble the Water

Thursday 8/28 @ IFC Center

Hurricane Katrina presents a real challenge for filmmakers: it's difficult to effectively capture the legacy of a disaster that still afflicts... 

<em>South Pacific</em>

Theatre

South Pacific

Thursday 8/28 @ Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center

Lincoln Center Theater's revival of Rogers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific is one of those rare, magical experiences that makes musical theater... 

<em>I Won't Grow Up</em>

Art

I Won't Grow Up

Thursday 8/28 @ Cheim & Read

The solidly enjoyable summer show I Won't Grow Up presents on-the-radar artists at their most childlike. Mark Fox's video Nutzilla catches... 

<em>BASH'd </em>

Theatre

BASH'd

Thursday 8/28 @ Zipper Factory Theater

The struggle for marriage equality in Canada ultimately succeeded, but the heated debate provoked a spike in hate crimes in 2005,... 

J.M.W. Turner

Art

J.M.W. Turner

Thursday 8/28 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Featuring powerful works such as 1794's Tintern Abbey and 1835's The Burning of the Houses of Lords and Commons, the Metropolitan... 

<em>Jump</em>

Theatre

Jump

Thursday 8/28 @ Union Square Theatre

After achieving worldwide success, Korean phenomenon Jump has landed at Union Square — and it's easy to see what makes its... 

<em>Brideshead Revisited</em>

Film

Brideshead Revisited

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

For fans of the book and miniseries, it's hard to imagine how Brideshead Revisited could conform to a two-hour feature-film format.... 

<em>Arctic Hysteria: New Art from Finland</em>

Art

Arctic Hysteria

Thursday 8/28 @ P.S.1 Contemporary Art Center

In Arctic Hysteria: New Art from Finland, the magical, the surreal, and the completely outlandish reign supreme. Tea Mäkipää's 60-foot collage... 

<em>Bottle Shock</em>

Film

Bottle Shock

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

In 1976, British oenophile Steven Spurrier (Alan Rickman) hosted a much-ballyhooed blind tasting between France's finest wine and California's — including... 

<em>Absinthe</em>

Performing Arts

Absinthe

Thursday 8/28 @ Spiegelworld

This is your last week to catch the nouveau vaudevillians of Absinthe. Jammed in between the East River and uh, a... 

<em>Darger</em>ism<em>: Contemporary Artists and Henry Darger</em>

Art

Contemporary Artists and Henry Darger

Thursday 8/28 @ American Folk Art Museum

The American Folk Art Museum is home to the world's largest collection of work by Henry Darger, the Chicago recluse and... 

<em>Vicky Cristina Barcelona</em>

Film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

Some die-hard Woody Allen fans may insist the poster-child for neurotic, narcissistic New Yorkers has still got it in him, but... 

<em>Fuerza Bruta: Look Up </em>

Theatre

Fuerza Bruta: Look Up

Thursday 8/28 @ Daryl Roth Theatre

Avid fans of spectacular spectacle De La Guarda are rejoicing with the arrival of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up, a sort of... 

<em>Heavy Light: Recent Photography and Video from Japan </em>

Art: Photography

Recent Photography and Video from Japan

Thursday 8/28 @ International Center of Photography

Heavy Light: Recent Photography and Video from Japan features 13 contemporary Japanese artists whose funny, evocative, and startling images penetrate Japanese... 

The Apple Sisters

Comedy

The Apple Sisters

Thursday 8/28 @ The People's Improv Theater

Fireside chats ain't got nothing on the Apple Sisters. Spoofing WWII-era radio programs, the Apple girls sing and dance their way... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Thursday 8/28 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

<em>2008 Vice </em><em>Photo Show</em>

Art: Photography

Vice Photo Show

Thursday 8/28 @ Vice Gallery

In addition to its publications on the newstands and booksheves, its web TV channel, and record label — Vice now unleashes... 

<em>The Order of Myths </em>(2008)

Film: Documentary

The Order of Myths

Thursday 8/28 @ IFC Center

Taking its title from the name of an actual Mobile, Alabama, secret society, The Order of Myths eyeballs that town's still-racially... 

<em>Eminent Domain: Contemporary Photography and the City</em>

Art: Photography

Eminent Domain

Thursday 8/28 @ LIVE from the NYPL

When, in 2007, the New York City government considered requiring permits to photograph in public, officials were met with cries of... 

<em>Hamlet 2</em>

Film

Hamlet 2

Thursday 8/28 @ Various locations

With a name like Hamlet 2, a movie is bound to be either the worst piffle to be hurled down the...