He may not have the swagger of Kanye, but comedian Aziz Ansari definitely one-ups the rapper on rollerblading skills. Mounting his very own Glow in the Dark Tour, the NYC-to-LA (New York's still kinda bitter, dude) comic regales audiences coast-to-coast with the standup and sketches he's honed at UCB, Flight of the Conchords, and on his own MTV show Human Giant (with cohorts Rob Huebel and Paul Scheer). Expect illustrious guests, indie-rocker jabs, absurdist humor, and at least one stoner joke.