Events on Saturday, February 14

Party: Valentine's Day

Personal Media Mixer & Confessional Culture Variety Show

Saturday 2/14 @ Housing Works Bookstore

Amplify your own love — or forget your unrequited longing — by spending this frivolous holiday wrapped up in the V-day... 

An Evening of Sensual Machine Music feat. Lusine, Grouper, Michael Brofman, and the Sight Below

Party: Valentine's Day

An Evening of Sensual Machine Music

Saturday 2/14 @ (Le) Poisson Rouge

The name sounds slightly like the title of a robot porn DVD, but tonight's event is actually an extremely classy option... 

Music

Harlem Shakes

Saturday 2/14 @ Southpaw

While it's hard to predict the next New York buzz band, it would be a smart bet to place your money... 

Ongoing Events

Theatre

Uncle Vanya

Saturday 2/14 @ Classic Stage Company

If you prefer your celebrity couples in period costume, this production of Uncle Vanya is a smart choice; Peter Sarsgaard and... 

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

City Gems

Ice Skating in Prospect Park

Saturday 2/14 @ Wollman Rink

While it's always hard to simply shrug off those long, warm summer days and dive right into winter, the small perks... 

<em>Vicky Cristina Barcelona</em>

Film

Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

Some die-hard Woody Allen fans may insist the poster-child for neurotic, narcissistic New Yorkers has still got it in him, but... 

<em>The Funeralogues</em>

Theatre

The Funeralogues

Saturday 2/14 @ Unitarian Church of All Souls

The Funeralogues turns a comical light on the darkest moment of the human experience. This site-specific (set in the Church of... 

Ofri Cnaani: <em>A Tale of Ends</em>

Art

Ofri Cnaani

Saturday 2/14 @ (Le) Poisson Rouge

Israel-born artist Ofri Cnaani now resides in NYC, which serves as the urban backdrop for her noir, graffiti-inspired drawings. In contrast... 

<em>Pierre Bonnard:</em><em> The Late Interiors</em>

Art

Pierre Bonnard

Saturday 2/14 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

Like many early 20th-century painters, Pierre Bonnard retreated to the hinterland for his twilight years. But rather than twiddling his artistic... 

<em>Fuerza Bruta: Look Up </em>

Theatre

Fuerza Bruta: Look Up

Saturday 2/14 @ Daryl Roth Theatre

Avid fans of spectacular spectacle De La Guarda are rejoicing with the arrival of Fuerza Bruta: Look Up, a sort of... 

Artists and Fleas

City Gems

Artists and Fleas

Saturday 2/14 @ Artists and Fleas

The independent vendors at Artists and Fleas supply the essentials — jewelry, vintage clothing, fashion, crafts, books, and vinyl — to... 

<em>Recycling & Resourcefulness: Quilts of the 1930s</em>

Art

Quilts of the 1930s

Saturday 2/14 @ American Folk Art Museum, Lincoln Square branch

For Recycling & Resourcefulness, the American Folk Art Museum unfurls 12 quilts that were sewn together from secondhand fabrics by women... 

<em>Terre Haute</em>

Theatre

Terre Haute

Saturday 2/14 @ 59E59 Theaters

Terre Haute imagines conversations between Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh and author Gore Vidal with unsentimental compassion. McVeigh contacted Vidal after... 

<em>The Secret of the Grain</em>

Film

The Secret of the Grain

Saturday 2/14 @ IFC Center

That The Secret of the Grain scored big at the French box office attests not only to the (typically) impeccable taste... 

<em>You're Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush</em> feat. Will Ferrell

Comedy

You're Welcome America: A Final Night with George W. Bush

Saturday 2/14 @ Cort Theatre

Obama's entering the White House, but one downside to this otherwise fairly hopeful fact is that we have very few Will... 

Art

The Garden at 4 AM

Saturday 2/14 @ Gana Art Gallery

The erotic monstrosities of Hieronymus Bosch's The Garden of Earthly Delights meets Giacometti's minimalist haunted-house sculpture, The Palace at 4 a.m.,... 

Film

I Am Cuba

Saturday 2/14 @ IFC Center

Agitprop often tends to be like the tasteless sale of timeshares — it feels like they're tossing in everything and the... 

Party

Make Love, Not War

Saturday 2/14 @ Black Betty

During the day, Black Betty serves up solid samosas, couscous, and other North African/Mediterranean tasties; around midnight, the back room of... 

<em>South Pacific</em>

Theatre

South Pacific

Saturday 2/14 @ Vivian Beaumont Theater at Lincoln Center

Lincoln Center Theater's revival of Rogers and Hammerstein’s South Pacific is one of those rare, magical experiences that makes musical theater... 

Justin Lieberman: <em>The Corrector in the High Castle</em>

Art

The Corrector in the High Castle

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

Justin Lieberman's concurrent exhibitions at Marc Jancou Contemporary and Zach Feuer Gallery, The Corrector in the High Castle, is based on... 

<em>Enter Laughing</em>

Theatre

Enter Laughing

Saturday 2/14 @ The Theatre at Saint Peter's

Enter Laughing: The Musical is old-school musical comedy at its best. Joseph Stein, who wrote the book for Fiddler on the... 

Nayland Blake: <em>Behavior</em>

Art

Nayland Blake

Saturday 2/14 @ Location One

Location One presents a survey of Nayland Blake's provocative mixed-media work, drawing from nearly every facet of Blake's 25-year career. Blake,... 

<em>Rachel Getting Married</em>

Film

Rachel Getting Married

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

The premise — gossipy and gorgeously spun — is irresistible: Anne Hathaway (finally palatable) has been sprung from rehab to stand... 

<em>Kaspar Hauser: A Foundling's Opera</em>

Theatre

Kaspar Hauser

Saturday 2/14 @ The Flea Theater

Kaspar Hauser (Preston Martin) is one little boy who should have stayed lost. The real-life 19th-century Nuremberg foundling is the spirited... 

<em>Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary</em>

Art

Second Lives: Remixing the Ordinary

Saturday 2/14 @ Museum of Arts and Design

To celebrate the Museum of Arts and Design's new Columbus Circle location in eco-style, 50 international artists transform mass-produced household items... 

Theatre

The Cripple of Inishmaan

Saturday 2/14 @ Linda Gross Theater

Billy Claven dreams of leaving Inishmaan for Hollywood when director Robert Flaherty arrives on a neighboring island to shoot his new... 

<em>Speed-the-Plow</em>

Theatre

Speed-the-Plow

Saturday 2/14 @ Ethel Barrymore Theatre

Finally freed of the 1989 casting of Madonna, David Mamet's full-throttle assault on Hollywood's penchant for putting profit before product is... 

Stephanie Lempert: <em>GeoBiographies</em>

Art: Photography

Stephanie Lempert: GeoBiographies

Saturday 2/14 @ Claire Oliver

As dense with words as the asteroid belt is with space detritus, Stephanie Lempert's photographs are framed in quotation marks. In... 

<em>Becky Shaw </em>

Theatre

Becky Shaw

Saturday 2/14 @ 2econd Stage Theatre

Becky Shaw mixes screwed-up pseudo-siblings, a lightning-fast marriage, and an awkward blind date into one fantastic screwball romance of a play.... 

<em> Distracted </em>

Theatre

Distracted

Saturday 2/14 @ Laura Pels Theatre

In Distracted, ADHD permeates the entire play, down to its structure: short, fast scenes shift focus on a dime. Even the... 

Ray Mortenson: <em>Broken Glass: Photographs of the South Bronx</em>

Art: Photography

Broken Glass

Saturday 2/14 @ Museum of the City of New York

The South Bronx, cradle of hip-hop, was ironically an urban tomb of crumbled buildings and deserted streets during the music genre's... 

Paragraph

City Gems

Paragraph

Saturday 2/14 @ Paragraph

Joy Parisi and Lila Cecil understand the importance of having a room of one's own. At Paragraph, their Union Square writing... 

<em>Sleepwalk With Me</em>

Comedy

Sleepwalk With Me

Saturday 2/14 @ The Culture Project @ 45 Bleecker

Comedian Mike Birbiglia walks a fine line between standup and theatre in his one-man off-Broadway debut Sleepwalk With Me. He tells... 

Art

Maya Hayuk

Saturday 2/14 @ Cinders Gallery

Known for her kaleidoscopic highlighter-bright designs, but also for venturing through organic patterns and naturalistic wood-panel drawings, Maya Hayuk is a... 

Art: Photography

Walker Evans and the Picture Postcard

Saturday 2/14 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

From setup to snap and on through to print, the picture postcard of the early 1900s aimed to be a simple,... 

Theatre

Dollhouse

Saturday 2/14 @ St. Ann's Warehouse

Mabou Mines' OBIE award-winning adaptation of A Doll's House goes well beyond Ibsen's material in deconstructing social conventions and the intricacies... 

Erik Lindman: <em>House Wine, House Music</em>

Art

House Wine, House Music

Saturday 2/14 @ V&A

Erik Lindman is a talented young artist whose work reflects both a mature sensibility and a goofy sense of humor. House... 

<em>Let the Right One In</em>

Film

Let the Right One In

Saturday 2/14 @ Angelika Film Center

This flick's been out for a while, but since we almost missed out on it, we thought we'd pass the gem... 

<em>Fresh Kills</em>

Theatre

Fresh Kills

Saturday 2/14 @ 59E59 Theaters

Working Man's Clothes' gritty production of Fresh Kills is reminiscent of top-notch TV drama, but with a lot more emotional honesty.... 

<em>Performance 1</em>: Tehching Hsieh

Art

Tehching Hsieh

Saturday 2/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Art and life are inseparable for Tehching Hsieh. The Taiwan-born artist, who literally jumped ship into the US in 1974, created... 

<em>The Curious Case of Benjamin Button</em>

Film

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, director David Fincher's adaptation of the F. Scott Fitzgerald short story about a man born... 

<em>Pal Joey</em>

Theatre

Pal Joey

Saturday 2/14 @ Studio 54

Joey Evans is a scheming-but-sweet performer who comes to Chicago with dreams of starting his own nightclub in Roundabout's revival of... 

Warhol from the Sonnabend Collection

Art

Warhol from the Sonnabend Collection

Saturday 2/14 @ Gagosian Gallery

Almost as much of a force in the NYC art world as the works presented in this exhibit, Ileana Sonnabend's taste... 

Festival: Performing Arts

The 1939 Project

Saturday 2/14 @ Symphony Space

A global financial crisis, war and terrorism, a major building project in Flushing: not this new year, but 1939. Reflecting simultaneous... 

Theatre

Ruined

Saturday 2/14 @ New York City Center

Playwright Lynn Nottage uses Bertolt Brecht's Mother Courage and her Children as a jumping-off point to explore the brutality of what's... 

<em>This Is Not a Fashion Photograph: Selections from the ICP Collection</em>

Art: Photography

This Is Not a Fashion Photograph

Saturday 2/14 @ International Center of Photography

The work of famed documentarians in this exhibit — including classic snaps by Weegee, Walker Evans, and Danny Lyon — captures... 

Theatre

Freshwater

Saturday 2/14 @ Women's Project

Bloomsbury novelist Virginia Woolf's one and only play, Freshwater, pokes fun at Art with a capital "A." Staged by Ann Bogart's... 

Staten Island War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

City Gems

War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

Saturday 2/14 @ War Memorial Ice Skating Rink

Avoid the fumbling tourists clogging the Rockefeller Center and Central Park rinks by hopping the ferry to Staten Island to get... 

<em>Billy Elliot</em>

Theatre: Broadway

Billy Elliot

Saturday 2/14 @ Imperial Theatre

The dark economic times spurred by Wall Street and the new political landscape serve as the perfect backdrop for Billy Elliot,... 

Theatre

This Beautiful City

Saturday 2/14 @ Vineyard Theatre

Downtown docu-musical-theatre collective the Civilians created This Beautiful City from interviews they conducted in Colorado Springs, the conservative evangelical capital of... 

Alex Brown: <em>Fodderland</em>

Art

Alex Brown

Saturday 2/14 @ Feature Inc.

Alex Brown's puzzle-like oil paintings are Op-Art wonders: landscapes and headshots as elaborate, pixilated mosaics in a Pantone-worshipping color palette. Brown's... 

<em>Waltz With Bashir</em>

Film: Animation

Waltz With Bashir

Saturday 2/14 @ Landmark Sunshine

Israeli filmmaker Ari Folman's version of memory lane is like none the world has ever really seen before. At the beginning... 

Keith Haring: <em>The Ten Commandments</em>

Art

Keith Haring

Saturday 2/14 @ Deitch Studios

Biblical law may have taken three days and an exodus, but Keith Haring's Ten Commandments have waited 23 years to grace... 

Art

Fred Sandback

Saturday 2/14 @ David Zwirner

Fred Sandback's famed wire and colored yarn "sculptures" are as precise and chaste as priests preparing for mass. With their vertical,... 

<em>The Wrestler</em>

Film

The Wrestler

Saturday 2/14 @ Landmark Sunshine

There's a lot of Oscar buzz building over Mickey Rourke's performance in The Wrestler, but does Darren Aronofsky's movie live up... 

<em>Hair</em>

Theatre: Broadway

Hair

Saturday 2/14 @ The Al Hirschfeld Theatre

Although Hair was written over 40 years ago, capturing the spirit of a certain movement and period in our history, its... 

Mr.

Art

Mr.

Saturday 2/14 @ Lehmann Maupin

In 2005, the painter known as Mr. first creeped out New York with his disproportionate bobble-head sculptures of wide-eyed, Japanese youths,... 

<em>Gomorrah</em>

Film

Gomorrah

Saturday 2/14 @ IFC Center

No less than Marty Scorsese helped distribute this grim intersection of five interlocking storylines about the Camorra, the Italian mafia arm... 

Theatre

Chuck.Chuck.Chuck.

Saturday 2/14 @ The Collapsable Hole

Chuck. Chuck. Chuck. is a jolting introduction to William Faulkner's As I Lay Dying. Immediate Medium takes full advantage of the... 

<em>In the Heights</em>

Theatre

In the Heights

Saturday 2/14 @ Richard Rodgers Theatre

There's a lot more color and zing on the Great White Way with the addition of In the Heights, an ebullient... 

Calder Jewelry

Art

Calder Jewelry

Saturday 2/14 @ The Metropolitan Museum of Art

He may be best known for his innovative mobiles and wire sculptures, but as his current show at the Met attests,... 

Tracy Morgan

Comedy

Tracy Morgan

Saturday 2/14 @ Carolines

Longtime standup comedian Tracy Morgan brings his stream-of-consciousness jokes to Carolines for a slew of shows over four days. After seven... 

Stephen Sprouse: <em>Rock on Mars</em>

Art

Stephen Sprouse

Saturday 2/14 @ Deitch Projects

Giving a proper showcase to the late Stephen Sprouse's full range of artistic influence, Rock on Mars is both a retrospective... 

<em>I've Loved You So Long</em>

Film

I've Loved You So Long

Saturday 2/14 @ Angelika Film Center

English actress Kristin Scott Thomas possesses a bristly elegance that has always restricted her options in English-language films. So it makes... 

Theatre

The Savannah Disputation

Saturday 2/14 @ Playwrights Horizons

Crazy is relative in Evan Smith's very funny new play about a born-again evangelical door-to-door missionary, played with farcical exuberance by... 

Marlene Dumas: <em>Measuring Your Own Grave</em>

Art

Marlene Dumas

Saturday 2/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Working from photographic source material — both found media imagery and personal snapshots — Marlene Dumas has constructed an impressive body... 

<em>Revolutionary Road</em>

Film

Revolutionary Road

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

Despite his apparent disdain for American suburbs, British director Sam Mendes (American Beauty, 1999) has revisited them — in mid-'50s Connecticut,... 

<em>Hedda Gabler</em>

Theatre

Hedda Gabler

Saturday 2/14 @ American Airlines Theater

Hedda Gabler Tesman is neither subtle nor delicate, which is why Christopher Shin's adaptation and Ian Rickson's production of Ibsen's classic... 

Alexander Melamid: <em>Holy Hip-Hop!</em>

Art

Alexander Melamid

Saturday 2/14 @ Forum Gallery

Russian artist Alexander Melamid is a master at finding humor in serious situations, from totalitarian regimes to the plight of endangered... 

Food/Wine

NYC Restaurant Week

Saturday 2/14 @ Various locations

Just in time to alleviate both your thinning wallet and your shrinking waistline: NYC's winter Restaurant Week offers steep discounts on... 

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Art

Rough Cut: Design Takes a Sharp Edge

Saturday 2/14 @ MoMA The Museum of Modern Art

Design is not always pretty. Sometimes it is blunt and aggressive, especially when it is meant to deliver a clear message...