Events on Friday, December 5

Mortified SF Three-Year Anniversary Show

Performing Arts: Spoken Word

Mortified SF Three-Year Anniversary Show

Friday 12/ 5 @ The Make-Out Room

Luckily, some people resist the urge to burn every artifact from their Kurt Cobain shrine when they gain the self-awareness that... 

SF360 Film+Club presents Mike Relm w/ Peanut Butter Wolf

Music: Electronic

Mike Relm

Friday 12/ 5 @ Mezzanine

SF's Mike Relm has made his name as a multimedia mash-up artist, mixing and manipulating hip-hop beats and indie-rock gems while... 

The Morning Benders w/ the Muslims and Miniature Tigers

Music

The Morning Benders

Friday 12/ 5 @ Rickshaw Stop

If toe-tapping is wrong, then the Morning Benders don't want to be right. But, of course, they are — singer Chris... 

.b.o.d.y.h.e.a.t. feat. Marshall Jefferson

Music: DJ

Marshall Jefferson

Friday 12/ 5 @ Elbo Room

Though critics frequently bestow the title grandfather upon their subjects, especially within musical genres, Detroit's Marshall Jefferson is the undisputed grandfather... 

Meat Beat Manifesto w/ Dub Gabriel

Music: Electronic

Meat Beat Manifesto

Friday 12/ 5 @ The Independent

Since forming in Swindon in 1987, Meat Beat Manifesto have toyed with breaks, techno, industrial, dub, and everything in between, carving... 

Ongoing Events

Art

Collapsitalism

Friday 12/ 5 @ Johansson Projects

Clearly, the fundamentals of the economy are not strong, and the symptoms of Depression 2.0 have started to cripple what was... 

NextAid World AIDS Day Benefits

Special Event: Benefit

NextAid World AIDS Day Benefits

Friday 12/ 5 @ Various locations

LA-based nonprofit NextAid is a progressive, hands-on charity that proves, among other things, that ravers are compassionate citizens of the world.... 

Theresa Ganz: <em>Shadow on the Green</em>

Art

Theresa Ganz

Friday 12/ 5 @ Steven Wolf Fine Arts

As pundits draw parallels between Obama and Lincoln on the evening news, everyone else is brushing up on their 19th-century history,... 

<em>Warhol's Jews: Ten Portraits Reconsidered</em>

Art

Warhol's Jews: Ten Portraits Reconsidered

Friday 12/ 5 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

It's anyone guess as to whether Andy Warhol ever imagined that his silk-screen portfolio Ten Portraits of Jews of the Twentieth... 

<em>As Bees in Honey Drown</em>

Theatre

As Bees in Honey Drown

Friday 12/ 5 @ New Conservatory Theatre

It's all about appearances in As Bees in Honey Drown, a play in which the glitterati flock to anything à la... 

<em>Milk</em>

Film

Milk

Friday 12/ 5 @ The Castro Theatre

Gus van Sant's highly anticipated biopic of Harvey Milk — the nation's first openly gay man to hold a major elected... 

Trannyshack presents <em>The Golden Girls: The Christmas Episodes</em>

Comedy

The Golden Girls: The Christmas Episodes

Friday 12/ 5 @ Mama Calizo's Voice Factory

Trannyshack emerti Heklina, Cookie Dough, Pollo del Mar, and Matthew Martin reprise their roles as Miami's hottest foursome of a certain... 

<em>Joe Turner's Come and Gone</em>

Theatre

Joe Turner's Come and Gone

Friday 12/ 5 @ Berkeley Repertory Theatre

August Wilson's series of ten plays, The Pittsburgh Cycle, is the most ambitious and critically successful attempt ever to stage the... 

<em>Brought to Light: Photography and the Invisible, 1840-1900</em>

Art: Photography

Brought to Light

Friday 12/ 5 @ SFMOMA

SFMOMA's new exhibit explores the sublime new worlds that opened when photography was first invented in the early 19th century, exploring... 

<em>The Totoro Forest Project</em>

Art

The Totoro Forest Project

Friday 12/ 5 @ Cartoon Art Museum

If any two names make underground-comics fans quiver, they are Hayao Miyazaki and the Cartoon Art Museum. Miyazaki has earned global... 

Kate Gilmore: <em>Videos</em>

Art

Kate Gilmore

Friday 12/ 5 @ Catharine Clark Gallery

Like Hannah Wilke and Joan Jonas before her, Kate Gilmore often plays herself in her very personal videos, throwing her body... 

<em>The W. Kamau Bell Curve: Ending Racism in About an Hour </em>

Theatre

The W. Kamau Bell Curve

Friday 12/ 5 @ Climate Theater

Last year, W. Kamau Bell's critically acclaimed one-man show turned heads with its candid approach to celebrity racism, social norms, the... 

<em>Off the Edge</em>

Art

Off the Edge

Friday 12/ 5 @ Scott Richards Contemporary Art

Ever since Robert Rauschenberg challenged the sovereignty of the second dimension in painting by introducing foreign objects into the equation, painters... 

Katy Stone and Yvette Molina: <em>Tickling Thicket</em>

Art

Tickling Thicket

Friday 12/ 5 @ Johansson Projects

The name of Johansson Projects' new show, Tickling Thicket, suggests a children's story tinged with dark humor, a suggestion Katy Stone... 

Dame Edna Everage: Live and Intimate in Her First Last Tour

Performing Arts

Dame Edna Everage

Friday 12/ 5 @ Post Street Theatre

Longtime stage personality of Australian comedian Barry Humphries, Dame Edna Everage evokes an older, more genteel age of female impersonation. With... 

<em>The Art of Participation: 1950 to Now</em>

Art

The Art of Participation

Friday 12/ 5 @ SFMOMA

While the dynamic between viewer and art object has traditionally been one of static separation, this major exhibit seeks to investigate... 

Tim Lee

Art

Tim Lee

Friday 12/ 5 @ CCA Wattis Institute for Contemporary Arts

Although it's tempting to dismiss Vancouver-based artist Tim Lee's use of comedy-as-conceptual-device as lacking in depth or social concern, to mistake... 

<em> L.A. Paint </em>

Art

L.A. Paint

Friday 12/ 5 @ Oakland Museum of California

Oakland Museum of California's Chief Curator of Art, Philip Linhares, ignores the myth of a San Francisco/LA cultural divide and showcases... 

HarperProductions presents <em>The Eight: Reindeer Monologues</em>

Theatre

The Eight: Reindeer Monologues

Friday 12/ 5 @ EXIT Theatre

Santa Claus may have been spotted kissing mommy, but that brief episode of womanizing was nothing compared to the charges of... 

Yves Saint Laurent

Special Event

Yves Saint Laurent

Friday 12/ 5 @ de Young Museum

After popular exhibits on the clothing of Vivenne Westwood and socialite Nan Kempner, the de Young has struck the mother lode:... 

<em>Stolen Land: New Works by Other</em>

Art

Stolen Land

Friday 12/ 5 @ Needles & Pens

Spray paint and linocuts may make strange bedfellows, but Canadian-born artist Troy Lovegates, who works under the name Other, has redefined... 

The Great Dickens Christmas Fair

Festival: Performing Arts

The Great Dickens Christmas Fair

Friday 12/ 5 @ Cow Palace

Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Fanciful prose and tea and crumpets aren't the only things flowing freely at the 30th-annual Dickens Christmas... 

<em>The Wizard of Oz</em>

Art

The Wizard of Oz

Friday 12/ 5 @ CCA Wattis Institute for Contemporary Arts

Dorothy may have made it back to Kansas, but America's cultural imagination never really left Oz. Or so goes the thesis... 

The Shotgun Players present <em>Macbeth</em>

Theatre

Macbeth

Friday 12/ 5 @ Ashby Stage

Theatre company Shotgun Players has been bringing cutting-edge productions to the Bay Area for 17 years. It's garnered a solid reputation... 

<em>As Above So Below</em>

Art

As Above So Below

Friday 12/ 5 @ Hamburger Eyes Photo Epicenter

In a devastating display of nature's fury, Chile's Chaitén volcano erupted last May, spewing plumes of roiling ash that generated dense... 

<em>The Vivisect Playset Five</em>

Art

The Vivisect Playset Five

Friday 12/ 5 @ Gallery 1988

Equal parts visual titillation and thoughtful exploration, The Vivisect Playset Five dissects the human condition through use of animal characters. Since... 

Enigmas and Eternity: The Films of Alain Robbe-Grillet

Festival: Performing Arts

The Films of Alain Robbe-Grillet

Friday 12/ 5 @ Yerba Buena Center for the Arts

Renowned for his formally innovative writing, the late French author Alain Robbe-Grillet depicts the world with an almost scientific objectivism. His... 

<em> Paul Klee's Pedagogical Sketchbook </em>

Art

Paul Klee's Pedagogical Sketchbook

Friday 12/ 5 @ SFMOMA

The fanciful shapes and feline curves in Paul Klee's figures can sometimes disguise the painter's intellectual rigor, but his forays into... 

Martin Puryear

Art

Martin Puryear

Friday 12/ 5 @ SFMOMA

SFMOMA's retrospective of the great American sculptor Martin Puryear quickly dispenses with woodworking's crafty, small-scale reputation. Monumental in size, Puryear's abstract... 

Diem Chau

Art

Diem Chau

Friday 12/ 5 @ Mark Wolfe Contemporary Art

With an exacting delicacy, Vietnamese-born artist Diem Chau uses thread, fabric, and porcelain to sculpt fleeting glimpses of the human figure.... 

<em>Tallgrass Gothic</em>

Theatre

Tallgrass Gothic

Friday 12/ 5 @ La Val's Subterranean Theater

Not only do pizza and beer abound at the La Val's Subterranean Theatre, a speakeasy haven for live performance, but the... 

Creativity Explored's Annual Holiday Sale

Fashion/Style: Shopping

Creativity Explored Art Sale

Friday 12/ 5 @ Creativity Explored

The are plenty of reasons for buying original art directly from its source, the most obvious being that — besides decorating...