Face it: you probably would have actually enjoyed high-school dances if the likes of Fannypack and Hey Willpower had made up the playlist. Party girl and Stiletto maven Parker Day promises to make your dance-punk dreams come true with her prom-themed soiree. The event includes an online ballot for Prom King and Queen, PBR-encrusted tiaras, and free limo service for the trashy-fabulous couple who score the evening's crowns. Wiggle into your thrift-store best and be sure to snag a few snaps in the photo booth before you get down to sleazy tunes from Eric Sharp, Corey Riggs, and the especially fantastic DJ Forever21.