We dare you to drag your friends to see noisegrind/comedy-metal legends Anal Cunt without explaining to them what the band is all about. After the show, anyone that hasn't accused you of being a racist, misogynist, homophobic, anti-Semitic prick, must really like you (that or they just dig giggling and banging their heads to songs like "I Sold Your Dog to a Chinese Restaurant" and "The Word 'Homophobic' Is Gay"). In either case, ply them with beer, relentlessly quote Metalocalypse to each other, and even though you have just eliminated your chances of ever having a girlfriend again, take pride in the fact that your sense of humor remains unscathed.