Events on Friday, February 12

<em>Love Everywhere</em>

Dance

Love Everywhere

Friday 2/12 @ San Francisco City Hall

The naysayers and right-wing nut jobs keep insisting that legalizing same-sex marriage will open the floodgates for all sorts of evil:... 

Mortified SF's Doomed Valentine's Show

Comedy

Doomed Valentine's Show

Friday 2/12 @ The Make-Out Room

Mortified travels the nation, inviting grownups to share their most shame-inducing adolescent intimacies with live audiences, and tonight, it returns to... 

The Album Leaf w/ Magik*Magik String Quartet and Sea Wolf

Music

The Album Leaf w/ Magik*Magik String Quartet and Sea Wolf

Friday 2/12 @ Great American Music Hall

Creating a sparkling, pastel type of bedroom music, The Album Leaf — the recording name of Jimmy LaValle (of concurrent Tristeza... 

SF Bike Coalition's Love on Wheels

Party: Valentine's Day

Love on Wheels

Friday 2/12 @ Rickshaw Stop

The SF Bike Coalition's annual dating game continues to pose quintessentially San Francisco questions: can a fixie-rider find true love with... 

Van Dyke Parks w/ Clare and the Reasons and Josh Mease

Music

Van Dyke Parks

Friday 2/12 @ Swedish American Hall

Van Dyke Parks can pretty much do as he pleases. The composer, arranger, and multi-instrumentalist has worked with everyone from U2... 

Lucha VaVoom presents <em>From Lucha with Love</em>

Performing Arts

From Lucha with Love

Friday 2/12 @ The Fillmore

Like a rollicking, sex-addled circus, Lucha VaVoom is the love child of a Mexican-wrestling fan and a burlesque dancer — and... 

Merl Saunders Valentine's & Birthday Bash + special tribute to Norton Buffalo

Music

Merl Saunders Valentine's & Birthday Bash + special tribute to Norton Buffalo

Friday 2/12 @ Slim's

Please join us for a special evening as friends and family join together in this annual tradition to celebrate the life... 

Ongoing Events

<em>Chain Reaction 11 / Replay: SFAC Gallery 1970 &ndash; Present</em>

Art

Chain Reaction 11 / Replay: SFAC Gallery 1970 – Present

Friday 2/12 @ Various locations

SFMOMA isn't the only cultural institution in town celebrating a milestone this year. In honor of its 40th anniversary the city-run... 

Small Press Spotlight: Andy Ristaino

Art

Andy Ristaino

Friday 2/12 @ Cartoon Art Museum

Somewhere between madman and uncanny visionary, cartoonist Andy Ristiano creates comics as exhilarating for their bold flourishes of color as for... 

Katherine Westerhout: <em>Rust Belt</em>

Art: Photography

Katherine Westerhout

Friday 2/12 @ Electric Works

As Rust Belt belt cities lock up their architectural treasures and throw away the key, photographer Katherine Westerhout steals glimpses inside... 

Kirk Crippens: <em>Foreclosure, USA: The Great Recession</em>

Art: Photography

Kirk Crippens

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA Artists Gallery

Created without any staging or manipulation, the photographs in Kirk Crippens' Foreclosure, USA: The Great Recession capture the emotion and enormity... 

Outdoor Exploratorium

Special Event

Outdoor Exploratorium

Friday 2/12 @ Fort Mason Center

Since 1969, the Exploratorium has merged science and fun with its hands-on collection; now, it brings that curatorial savvy outdoors, with... 

<em>Doubt: A Parable</em>

Theatre

Doubt: A Parable

Friday 2/12 @ New Conservatory Theatre

Doubt drags so much award hardware behind it, each new staging seems gilded-by-association. Now, the LGBT-friendly New Conservatory Theater is generating... 

<em>Jews on Vinyl</em>

Art

Jews on Vinyl

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

Jews on Vinyl is a unique exhibition based on Roger Bennett and Josh Kun's new book: And You Shall Know Us by... 

<em>Our Struggle: Responding to Mein Kampf</em>

Art

Our Struggle: Responding to Mein Kampf

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

When French photographer and painter Linda Ellia picked up Mein Kampf five years ago, she saw potential — for healing, discussion,... 

Lucy Pullen: <em>The Effect Effect</em>

Art

Lucy Pullen

Friday 2/12 @ Ping Pong Gallery

Canadian artist Lucy Pullen, whose oeuvre includes a punny edible intervention riffing on one of Bruce Nauman's greatest hits (Eat Your... 

David Trautrimas and Kristina Lewis: <em>Article X</em>

Art

David Trautrimas and Kristina Lewis

Friday 2/12 @ Johansson Projects

In the hands of artists David Trautrimas and Kristina Lewis, the trappings of everyday life — coffee pots, bathroom scales, high... 

<em>Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs</em>

Special Event

Tutankhamun and the Golden Age of the Pharaohs

Friday 2/12 @ de Young Museum

"Wonderful things." So said Howard Carter when the archaeologist was asked what he saw upon peeking into the just-opened tomb of... 

SF Beer Week

Food/Wine

SF Beer Week

Friday 2/12 @ Various locations

For ten glorious days, your cup will runneth over as the city salutes one of humankind's oldest libations. The SF Brewer's... 

<em>Don't Feel: The Death of Dahmer</em>

Theatre

Don't Feel: The Death of Dahmer

Friday 2/12 @ Mama Calizo's Voice Factory

Who is a serial killer beyond his crimes? Perhaps he is someone who feels no compassion. He might start as a... 

Ahmet &Ouml;ğ&uuml;t: <em>Exploded City</em>

Art

Ahmet Öğüt

Friday 2/12 @ Berkeley Art Museum and Pacific Film Archive

Large-scale models recreating the structural causalities of recent acts of terrorism form the clumpy, futuristic metropolis of Ahmet Öğüt’s Exploded City.... 

Kamau Patton: <em>Icons of Attention</em>

Art

Kamau Patton

Friday 2/12 @ Yerba Buena Center for the Arts

Before the Internet, another kind of magic — wireless telegraphy, aka radio — made teleportation possible, astoundingly collapsing distance to bring... 

<em>Shanghai</em>

Special Event

Shanghai

Friday 2/12 @ Asian Art Museum

By any metric, Shanghai is a city of superlatives: it boasts the largest population of any metropolitan area in China, and... 

SF Independent Film Festival

Festival: Film

SF Indiefest

Friday 2/12 @ Roxie Theater

Rolling into its twelfth year, SF's Independent Film Festival continues to bring the best, finest, and weirdest indie films to the... 

Dan Hoyle's <em>The Real Americans</em>

Theatre

The Real Americans

Friday 2/12 @ The Marsh

Dan Hoyle is often noted as a rare hybrid of playwright, actor, and journalist. On the heels of his long-running, much... 

Food From the Heart

Food/Wine

Food From the Heart

Friday 2/12 @ San Francisco Ferry Building

The Grand Nave of the Ferry Building Marketplace is transformed into a candle-lit smorgasbord for Slow Food San Francisco's V Day-themed... 

<em>Route 1: R for Replicant</em>

Art

Route 1: R for Replicant

Friday 2/12 @ CCA Wattis Institute for Contemporary Arts

From George Washington's cherry tree chop to the sale of Manhattan for a pocketful of beads, American history is full of... 

<em>Cartier and America</em>

Art

Cartier and America

Friday 2/12 @ The Legion of Honor Museum

Adorning royal personalities from the Duchess of Windsor to Daisy Fellowes and a cabal of Hollywood beauties, Cartier was the standard bearer... 

Thrillpeddlers presents <em>Pearls Over Shanghai</em>

Theatre

Pearls Over Shanghai

Friday 2/12 @ Hypnodrome

The Cockettes, San Francisco's original acid-fried gender-benders, are the honorary fairy godmothers of every queen who has flown a freak flag... 

<em>I Heart Hamas: And Other Things I'm Afraid to Tell You</em>

Theatre

I Heart Hamas

Friday 2/12 @ Off-Market Theater

Actor and writer Jennifer Jajeh is many things: single, a Christian, and a first generation Palestinian American. She's also incredibly funny.... 

Luc Tuymans

Art

Luc Tuymans

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

Influenced by the Northern European painting tradition as well as by photography, television, and cinema, Luc Tuymans blends filmic techniques with... 

<em>Our Struggle: Responding to Mein Kampf</em>

Art

Our Struggle: Responding to Mein Kampf

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

The exhibition is the result of French painter and photographer, Linda Ellia's, encounter with a copy of Mein Kampf in 2005. The... 

Chris Ballantyne: <em>Some Songs from the Shore</em>

Art

Chris Ballantyne

Friday 2/12 @ Hosfelt Gallery

Brooklyn-based painter (and San Francisco Art Institute grad) Chris Ballantyne creates strange intersections of the natural and the man-made. But his... 

Steuart Pittman: <em>Nowhere / Anywhere</em>

Art

Nowhere / Anywhere

Friday 2/12 @ Blankspace

Steuart Pittman, a 2009 Mills MFA grad, makes abstract drawings and paintings of simple rectangles, half-circles, and squares, using colors that... 

<em>Luxury Items</em>

Theatre

Luxury Items

Friday 2/12 @ CounterPULSE

SF's drag community had its collective breath knocked out of it in 2003 when Fauxnique (aka Monique Jenkinson) was the first... 

<em>Jews on Vinyl</em>

Art

Jews on Vinyl

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

Jews on Vinyl is a unique exhibition based on Roger Bennett and Josh Kun's new book: And You Shall Know Us by... 

Coming Home

Theatre

Coming Home

Friday 2/12 @ Berkeley Repertory Theater

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Ewan Gibbs: <em>San Francisco</em>

Art

Ewan Gibbs: San Francisco

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

This suite of drawings, commissioned by SFMOMA, offers an evocative glimpse of San Francisco's urban landscape and landmarks. British artist Ewan... 

LITERARY DEATH MATCH

Performing Arts: Spoken Word

LITERARY DEATH MATCH

Friday 2/12 @ Elbo Room

 Opium’s Literary... 

Alternorthern: Contemporary Art from Canada

Art

Alternorthern: Contemporary Art from Canada

Friday 2/12 @ The Lab

"Alternorthern," curated by Kevin Betram and Jason Gowans, features the work of Sonny Assu, Valerie Boxer, Vincent Chevalier, Brendan Fernandes, Jenny... 

The View from Here

Art

The View from Here

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

Just as photography has been instrumental in shaping California's popular image, the state — and San Francisco, in particular — has... 

People's Torah

Art

People's Torah

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

It is said that every one of the 304,805 letters in the Torah corresponds to a soul. CJM visitors both to... 

TREAT EM RIGHT

Music: DJ

TREAT EM RIGHT

Friday 2/12 @ Elbo Room

DJs VINNIE ESPARZA (Hella Tight) and B. CAUSE (4oneFunk)- The guys that brought you Free Funk Friday are back with TREAT... 

The Anniversary Show

Art

The Anniversary Show

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

On January 18, SFMOMA marked its 75th year as a pioneering force in art, locally and globally. From mounting Jackson Pollock's... 

As It Is Written: Project 304,805

Art

As It Is Written: Project 304,805

Friday 2/12 @ Contemporary Jewish Museum

It begins with parchment, ink, a hand-sharpened feather quill, and a scribe who states out loud the intention to write a... 

Long Play: Bruce Conner and the Singles Collection

Art

Long Play: Bruce Conner and the Singles Collection

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

In Bruce Conner's electric Three Screen Ray ('06), a new acquisition that premieres in this exhibition, Ray Charles' '59 hit... 

Dispatches from the Archives

Art

Dispatches from the Archives

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

How does a museum best known for showing the work of others choose to publicly present itself? This exhibition showcases museum-produced... 

Prints Byte: the cutting edge of printmaking

Art

Prints Byte: the cutting edge of printmaking

Friday 2/12 @ SOMArts

 SOMArts Cultural Center’s Main Gallery invites the public to experience spanArt

Dispatches from the Archives

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

How does a museum best known for showing the work of others choose to publicly present itself? This presentation in the... 

Focus on Artists

Art

Focus on Artists

Friday 2/12 @ SFMOMA

From its early days, SFMOMA has been devoted to fostering close relationships with artists, and these ties often have led to...